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The page you are gonna read is a transcript for the Season 1 episode, Moaning Lisa.
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(We begin this early 22-minute Season 1 episode with a shot of what appears to be Lisa Simpson, the middle child & daughter of the Simpson family tree & household. Lisa is appearing to be staring at something that we don't see yet as of this very microsecond, and she is having some kind of a downbeat or upset/sad look on her eyes and face for some reason. We see that the background behind her is a background of what looks to be the Simpsons' home's restroom. She blinks briefly for a second. The camera shot & view then changes to that of being in the condition of being slightly in the air and on the slightly horizontal left side of Lisa, & it is revealed that Lisa has actually been facing herself towards the glass mirror in the bathroom she is in. A little drop of water falls out of the sinks faucet, making liquid dripping sounds in the process. The credits for any of the people who had worked on the episode show up on-screen by roughly this point, & not only does the camera view start zooming out away from Lisa to a much more wide & in air view of Lisa & the entire bathroom, but we also start to hear door pounding sound effects, implying that there's somebody else outside the restroom & waiting outside the restroom for Lisa to walk out & so they could get their turn to use it, which also implies that Lisa has been in there for a while already. The camera shot is fully zoomed out completely, & Lisa continues to stare at the mirror. We then see most of the room's door bounce back & forth in a very cartoon-like manner, accompanied with some of the pounding sound effects that we heard around 7 seconds earlier. This happens 3 time before Lisa sadly hangs her head a bit, sighing in an unhappy manner. After this, the bathroom door then gets pounded on 3 more times before we switch to right outside of the bathroom, where Homer is revealed to have been waiting there for Lisa to come out. He continues pounding on it angrily. He then starts speaking right at this moment.)
Homer Simpson: (angrily) Lisa! Lisa, are you still in there?! What's the problem?! (Brightens up in mood.) You fall in? (He starts to let out chuckles, but faces back towards the door & continues to angrily pound on it impatiently.) LISA!!
(We then cut back into inside the bathroom, where Lisa was still hanging her face, but, now knowing how impatient her father is getting from waiting for her to head out, she walks off the small purple stool she was on towards the bathroom door. She then gets out of there, & Homer is about to walk in, but before he could even make a single step forward, his son Bart Simpson zooms right into the bathroom, stunning Homer a tiny bit. He then shows his face from the other side of the door & starts talking to his father.)
Bart Simpson: Sorry, dad! Woman & children 1st!
Homer Simpson: (Getting angry again.) What the?!