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- Ned Flanders: That video game's gonna turn every kid in town into Stabby Sams, and Drive-By Bettys.
Lisa Simpson[]
Attacking enemies - Riot Cops[]
- Both sides are wrong but yours is more so!
- You sir, are a baboon!
- With my sax, I'll make you feel the blues!
- Learn from your mistakes and stay down!
- Eat it pig!
- I am the lizard queen!
- This is out of character. Normally, I respect authority.
- You probably also caught my brother Bart.
- Don't put this on my permanent record!
- The chief will have your badge for this.
- Should have called for backup!
Attacking enemies - Grand Theft Scratchy fans[]
- Teenagers are stupid.
- Should have stayed in school!
- You've been beaten by a nerd, pass it on!
- Who's popular now?
- You just had your head kicked in by the power of ideas.
- Now you can be intimidated by more than just my IQ.
- I'm the brains AND the brawn!
Marge Simpson[]
Idle[]
- I can let everyone do whatever I want and it's not even Mother's Day!
- I feel like the Bill of the Mob!
- I'm going to give that Mayor a piece of my mind.
Ordering her mob[]
- Give it what for!
- Scrub it out!
- Smash it out!
- Tear it down!
- Slice and dice it!
- Show it who's boss!
- Destroy it!
- Break it!
- Trash it!
- Wipe it out!
- Break their will!
- Beat the violence out of them!
- Let see show those parts!
- Unbreak those parts!
- C'mon!
Recruiting members[]
- Power to the people!
- Let's go people!
- Cmon everyone!
- OK everyone!
- Gather around!
- Gather up!
- You! Get over here!
- Hey you!
- Join me!
- Let's go!
- Strength in numbers!
- Are you with me?
- Who's with me?
- Let's do it!
- March together!
- Come with me!
- Follow me!
- Follow my lead!
- Over here!
- Together we fight!
Attacking enemies - Riot Cops[]
- You're just jealous!
- Not a chance!
- Where's your mob? Oh, I guess you don't have one.
- Where's your God now?
- Why don't you go back to Stupidtown?
- In your face!
- There's more kicking where this came from!
- I wouldn't get up.
- Kick tushie!
- Oh, I've had tougher struggles with a pie crust.
Attacking enemies - Grand Theft Scratchy fans[]
- Go towards the light,
- Uh oh! I put my foot in your mouth!
- That's gonna leave a boo-boo.
- Playtime's over!
- No mercy!
- Nap time!
- Respect your elders.
- It's past your bedtime!
- Want me to kiss it better?
- No child left behind.
Mob members[]
Roaming around[]
Ned Flanders[]
- I don't understand why a mouse can be so demeaning to women.
- I know we're a bloodthirsty mob but do we have to smell like one?
- To get myself worked up I'm gonna pound a few rootbeers!
- I haven't been this riled up since the Gap started running ads with dancing
- After the death march, everyone's invited to casa Flanderini for tea and muffins.
Snake Jailbird[]
- Hey! Over here! Let me out!
Joining the mob[]
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon[]
- In America, I have the freedom to choose to be a pawn!
- A businessman gets involved in his unruly community!
Abraham Simpson[]
- Since I'm President of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance, why not your mob?
- Who are you people and why am I so wrinkled?
Seymour Skinner[]
- A mob, eh? Well, I am susceptible to group-think!
- There's no justice like angry mob justice.
Carl Carlson[]
- You don't get anywhere in life by not joining things!
- I'm not much of a follower, but I'll do whatever you want.
Ned Flanders[]
- Hi-diddly-ho, fellow anarchists!
- Hi, I'm Ned Flanders. I'm good at stabbing.
- Tickle me pink to join your street gang.
- I hope you all consider joining my book burning club.
Barney Gumble[]
- I'll join if I can pay the initiation fee in scrap metal.
- The first step in joining an angry mob is acceptance.
Cletus Spuckler[]
- As long as what to do so my brain can stop thinking.
Waylon Smithers[]
- I'll be happy to join such an inclusive mob.
Julius Hibbert[]
- I'll join as long as I don't have to fill out any annoying family history forms.
Groundskeeper Willie[]
- Ah, thank ye! You're making an illegal immigrant very happy!
- Okay. But I'm not cleaning up after the riot.
Edna Krabappel[]
- I'm single, looking, and have no standards!
- Eh, this can be my excuse to get out of a second date with Lenny.
Moe Szyslak[]
- Another mob, huh? You know what I blame this on the breakdown of? Society.
Horatio McAllister[]
- Happy to come on board, me mateys.
Timothy Lovejoy[]
- I come to this deadly mob with open arms and open heart.
- Old Testament God approves of me joining the mob.
Professor Frink[]
- Feel free to input me into the algorithm of your mob but don't kill me.
Attacking enemies[]
Carl Carlson[]
- Please don't judge my race on this!
- And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger!
- Wu-hey. Now I can add beatdowns to my resume.
- Destruction!
- Come apart!
- I'M CARL!
Waylon Smithers[]
- I'm a top!
- I'll marry who I want!
Julius Hibbert[]
- What Hippocratic Oath?
- The doctor is in!
- This is how we do it at Yale!
- Aaaaah!
- He he he he he.
Ned Flanders[]
- I was taught to burn your other cheek!
- Warriors cannot pray.
- Let's get this Rapture started!
- Say hello to my little friend baby Jesus!
- Hi-diddly-ho!
- Feel my wrath, neighbour-ino!
- I'm gonna send you to a better place!
- Take that!
- Amen!
- I'm in an Old Testamen kinda mood!
Edna Krabappel[]
- Cougar power!
- Give me tenure!
- Spit out your gum!
Barney Gumble[]
- I'm taking it out on you!
- I forget why I'm angry!
- It's not me punching you, it's my fists!
- I'm gonna make you feel how I look!
- Stupid thing!
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon[]
- I'm going to make you Squishee!
- Better luck in your next life!
- Say Ganesh!
- It looks it's time for me to arrange a funeral.
Groundskeeper Willie[]
- Now who's the smelly janitor?!
- I'll kick ye in yer bagpipes!
- Willie's good at mopping a puke and kicking arse!
- For the love of Nessie!
- To Hell with thee!
Timothy Lovejoy[]
- The meek shall inherit my fist!
- Repent, jerk!
Abraham Simpson[]
- Nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them!
- Stupid hippies!
- Give me a senior discount!
- Incoming!
Snake Jailbird[]
- Dude, hold still so I could punch you!
- Prepare for a gnarly stabbing!
- Adios amigo!
Professor Frink[]
- Kiss my black hole!
- I know karate!
Moe Szyslak[]
- I'm gonna slice your heart in half!
- Who's laughing now?!
- I'll dance on your grave!
Horatio McAllister[]
- I Christen thee dead meat!
Kent Brockman[]
- Goodnight, and bad luck!
Otto Mann[]
- Helter shelter!
- Boy bands!
- Lend me money!
- Stay behind the white line!
Selma Bouvier[]
- Fighting is as good a way as any to meet people.
Krusty the Clown[]
- Drive Canyonero!
- Do I amuse you?!
- Are you laughing on the inside?!
Obeying an order[]
Ned Flanders[]
- Hi-diddly-ho!
- To get myself worked up I'm gonna pound a few rootbeers!
- Take that!
- I can't believe our children hate us for our freedom.
Edna Krabappel[]
- I don't mind getting my hands dirty. They're not my best feature.
- I make problems and objects go away.
- Why you little.
- Edna smash!
- I'll give them a lesson in pain.
- Aaaaah!
Julius Hibbert[]
- Aaaaah!
- Fore!
- Scalped!
- Suture!
Carl Carlson[]
- Uhuh. When I'm through, they'll know who Carl is! The black one.
- I'll make it disappear faster than a mojito on Hump Day!
Professor Frink[]
- I will defeat my foes with superior intellect and a good deal of slapping!
- Atta-cking!
- I'll ruin this like every scene Dean Martin was ever in!
- Oh, intelligent design!
Moe Szyslak[]
- Who's laughing now?!
- Hyaaaah!
Otto Mann[]
- Death metal!
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon[]
- Gandhi was non-violent enough for everyone!
- Maybe Vishnu will lend me some of his many hands.
Cletus Spuckler[]
- I'll fix that up quicker than you can shake a cat's tail.
- Oh, fer the love of possum...
Selma Bouvier[]
- Arrivederci!
Otto Mann[]
- When I'm done with it, there'll be nothing left but blowhole!
Barney Gumble[]
- Stupid thing!
- It's not me punching you, it's my fists.
- Yeaaaagh!
- Stop looking at me!
Horatio McAllister[]
- Yearrgh.
Krusty the Clown[]
- Drive Canyonero!
Kent Brockman[]
- I make the news!
Completing an order[]
Ned Flanders[]
- This must be what heaven feels like, kinda underwhelming.
- I feel as pure as a virgin.
- Happy happy joy joy.
- Maybe we can go harass Eminem next!
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon[]
- We give mobs a good name!
- GOAAAAAAAAAAAL. We've reached our GOAAAAAL.
Julius Hibbert[]
- Kwanzaa came early!
- Just call me Doctor Feelgood!
Moe Szyslak[]
- I feel like a princess!
- And make it sexy...
Cletus Spuckler[]
- Yes! Yokel power!
Waiting[]
Moe Szyslak[]
- Uh, I can't wait much longer. I ain't wearing sun-screen, and I don't take no chances with my skin.
- Uh, how much longer? I may not have a family, but that don't mean I ain't got pride.
Professor Frink[]
- I don't think Newton's mob made him wait, but fine.
- Oh my robot's going to kill me if I don't get home for the dinner and the dishes and the "how was your day dear?"
Edna Krabappel[]
- Let's go! At my age, if I don't use it, I lose it!
- I'm used to waiting by a phone, but I guess here will do.
- Can we hurry this up? Both my biological and real clock are ticking!
- I've waited years for Seymour, I suppose I could give you a few minutes.
Barney Gumble[]
- Please hurry! Time is not on my side!
- I hope this doesn't take much longer. It's Chowder night at the soup kitchen.
Groundskeeper Willie[]
- It's almost 4:20 and that's Willie's time!
- I want to get home and watch Trainspotting. I hear it is a love letter to Scotland.
Otto Mann[]
- Hurry up! My buzz is fading!
- It ain't a big deal but I'm late for my Van Halen audition.
Lenny Leonard:[]
- Hurry it up. I got TV to watch, nap to take.
- Can we move this along? I gotta pee for the last hour.
Ned Flanders[]
- While we're still in our sixties.
- Patience, Neddy, patience.
Cletus Spuckler[]
- I'll use the time to catch up on my mouth-breathin'.
- I can't tell no time, but approximately, we're gonna be done here in 6 months.
- Er... Brandine's gonna kill me if I don't get home. I ain't got her pregnant in a week.
Julius Hibbert[]
- If I miss any appointments, I'll have to charge myself!
- Wasting time is a no laughing matter! A-heh-heh-heh!
Timothy Lovejoy[]
- How much longer? A model trainset ain't gonna enjoy itself!
Carl Carlson[]
- Uh, some of us have pilates in the morning!
- Hope we wrap up soon. It's gonna take me a while to catch a cab.
Enemies[]
Grand Theft Scratchy Protestors (heard from the distance)[]
- V for violence! V for violence!
- We want violence! We want violence! We want violence!
- A sick mind is a terrible thing to waste! A sick mind is a terrible thing to waste!
- Anarchy always! Naps never! Anarchy always! Naps never!
- Not the boss of us! Not the boss of us!
- No supervision! No supervision!
- What do we want? Violence! When do we want? Now! What do we want? Violence! When do we want? Now!
- All we are saying, is giving vice a chance! All we are saying, is giving vice a chance!
Riot Cop[]
- Go back to Russia!
- Why can't these hippies just let people live in peace?
- this videogame war!!
- I hope you choke on your cause!
- Memo to hippies: Everyone hates you!
- I'm trying new lemon-scented tear gas!
- Look! It's Bob Dylan! Psyche!
- I smell overtime!
- It's all about the rubber bullets!
- Protest this!
- Nice hair, stupid!
- Please remain ruly.
- Taste club!
- How do they expect kids to learn how to maim?
- Oh, my beating arm's a little sore today.
- Disperse where I can see you!
- Let the children play, they're sick twisted videogames.
Ralph Wiggum[]
- My game doesn't taste right.
- This game is my new babysitter. I like it better than my old babysitter, Big Mutha Truckers.
- I wanna pick your nose!
Martin Prince[]
- Oh dear!
- If whoever wedgied me would please step forward, I promise I won't press charges.
- Tonight we dine in ****!
- Any last words?
- I'm sure when I'm a successful adult, all my childhood humiliations won't matter anymore.
Nelson Muntz[]
- This is for not worrying about more important things!
- I'm the product of a broken system!
Kearney Zzyzwicz[]
- Here's a little something I learnt in 'nam!
- You adults just don't get it!
- Video games are cool, but it's hard to beat Sunday brunch with The Times.
Uter Zorker[]
- If I do not make it, please consume my body in the traditional way.
- Prepare for an international incident!
- I will make sugar with your bones.
Sherri or Terri[]
- I heard everyone hates me!
Eddie[]
- Eddie likes to hurt people.
- You want to come back here. I want to go to Cleveland. Neither's gonna happen, okay?
Lou[]
- That mob is going down!
- Uh, some day I'll tell you the truth about back here, but for now I just have to say good day.
- Time for Lou to bring peace!
Clancy Wiggum[]
- Nothing to see here. Move along.
- You can't come back here! But that doesn't mean there isn't anything back here, because that's just crazy.
- Leave me alone, I just lost the eating contest.
- (Over Megaphone) Hey, if anyone sees my keys, I think I dropped them over there!
- (Over Megaphone) Wow, is it riot season already?
- (Over Megaphone) Don't make me come over there. Okay, you've called my bluff.
- (Over Megaphone) Gee, kids and adults fighting. This city's really gone to ****.
- (Over Megaphone) Hey, I'm testing the range of this megaphone! If you can hear me, keep brawling. Great, thank you!
- (Over Megaphone) Hey, those people are fighting! Someone call 911!
- Ah, you can't come back here because...there's gonna be a surprise party for you... and it isn't ready yet. Yeah, yeah.
- Gee, it would be a shame if an unruly mob destroyed that statue.
- (To Marge) That housewife is going down!
- (Over Megaphone) Eddie, Lou, there's fighting over there. We gotta hide!
- (Over Megaphone) Hey Eddie, give me the video camera. Maybe we can sell this to the news!