The Bart of War
Moe Baby Blues
Treehouse of Horror XIV
Marge: (gasps) Maggie's right in the middle of that Italian-American-Mexican Standoff!!

Marge: You guys are the world's worst cops!
Chief Wiggum: No, now that I'm off duty, I'm the world's worst soccer coach.

Bart: (to Homer) You could be my father figure.
Homer: No way! I'm not getting my fingerprints on that train wreck! If I lose :Maggie, I'm 0 for 3. I gotta get her back!
Bart: I can help you!
Homer: Pipe down, Amtrak!

Moe: (to Apu's son who is playing close to Maggie) Hey, hey, hey, Osh Kosh B'Gosh! She don't want what you're shoveling!
Apu: Mr. Moe, my son was only playing next to this girl who is not your daughter.
Moe: (to Apu) Yeah, sure he was Mr. Nahasa-pasa-I'm-raisin'-a-pervert.

Moe: Marge, do mobsters ever congregate outside your house?
Marge: All the time. Sometimes I bring them lemonade.

Chief Wiggum: Scum, freezebags!

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