- “Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub, and I come, er... from someplace far away! Yes, that'll do. Anyway, I... I say we invest that money back into the nuclear plant!”
- ―Mr. Snrub
Mr. Snrub is an alias of Mr. Burns, which he used to attend the Springfield town meeting whilst wearing a fake mustache and claiming to be from "someplace far away". He suggested that the 3 million dollars that he had been fined be invested towards the nuclear power plant, in effect stealing back the three million dollars for himself. However, the rest of the townspeople were angered by his suggestion, and Burns escaped through the roof alongside Smithers, who was encouraging "Snrub's" idea.
- Snrub is backwards for Burns.