I hope one day someone destroys the thing you love most.
The doll's head. It's gone.
No one murders a doll on my ship. To the brig.
Why are you wasting your time with me? I love my greasy snowman husband and his tragic blooper of an action figure.
If one more horrible thing happens, I'm going to lose it.
STOP TALKING, Taika Waititi!
You can't just tear my cabin apart! You need a warrant!
Here it is, Comic Book Guy's original doll unbroken.
You haven't seen the last of me. I've got powerful friends in New Zealand. Hobbits, orcs, Lorde, ents, Melanie Lynskey, the "How Bizarre" guy. We are a powerful nation.
I just want back my sweet Comic Book gaijin.