Milhouse: Mr. Groening, can you please autograph my Bender doll?
Matt Groening: Sure. I'm happy to give anyone my autograph, anytime, anywhere. On the street, in a store, or on my private property. But why be happy with just an autograph? What about an original sketch or a snippet of my hair? And don't forget to pull my beard. They say it's good luck.
(When Marge and Homer get remarried in the room)
Homer: And now, Padre, if you would do the honors.
Klingon Priest: (Unintelligible Kilngon speech)
Marge: I do!
Homer: Marge, you just agreed to raise the kids' Klingon!
Skinner: And while the school's only ball is being repaired, the following alternative sports will be offered: Dodgerock, Volleybrick, and Basegame.
Milhouse: I want to play Dodgerock!
[Nelson throws a rock at Milhouse, knocking him out]