[At the Mapple Store, an announcement comes over the speaker system.]
Announcer: [on speakers] Attention, Mapple Universe. Prepare for a live announcement from Mapple founder and Chief Imaginative Officer Steve Mobbs.
People in crowd: Steve Mobbs! -- He's a genius! -- He's like a god who knows what we want!
Steve Mobbs: [appearing on giant video screen] Greetings! It is I, your insanely great leader, Steve Mobbs. I'm speaking to you from Mapple headquarters, deep below the sea, with an announcement that will completely change the way you look at everything. [The crowd gasps.] And that announcement is-
[Seeing the opportunity for a prank, Bart plugs in a microphone and cuts into Mobbs' announcement. On the screen, Mobbs is now talking silently while Bart provides him with new material.]
Bart: You're all losers! [The crowd gasps -- Huh?] You think you're cool because you buy a $500 phone with a picture of a fruit on it? Well, guess what? They cost $8 to make and I pee (or urinate) on every one!
Crowd: Eeeeeewwwww! [They drop their MyPhones onto the floor.]
Bart: [continuing] I have made a fortune off you chumps and I've invested it all in Microsoft. Now my boyfriend Bill Gates and I kiss each other on a pile of your money!
[The crowd gasps again. Comic Book Guy, carrying a huge sledgehammer, charges the screen.]
Comic Book Guy: Traitor! Your heart is blacker than your turtleneck!
[Comic Book Guy hurls the sledgehammer into the screen, shattering it, and several Mapple Store employees wrestle him to the floor. Bart chuckles at the scene.]
Mapple Store Employee: Who dares question the boss we fired ten years ago and then brought back?
Lisa: [pointing accusingly at Bart] It was my brother, Bart!
Mapple Store Employee: Flay him with your earbuds! Flay him, I say!
[All the employees take their earbuds off, twirl them, and advance on Bart.]
Marge: You're teaching Bart a terrible lesson of intolerance!
Homer: I'm sorry. It's just so fun and easy to judge people based on religion.