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Homer Simpson[]
In certain parts of the level[]
- Uh oh, I smell burning hobbits!
- The dragon is gonna toasting those hobbits!
- Mmm, cabbage head!
- The tiny freaks are under attack!
- How come there's no levels based in this game about Police Academy movies?
- We're in a dungeon, Marge, and by the looks of it, not a snuggle dungeon either.
- Am I lawful evil or chaotic good? Somebody?!
- My sword keeps getting wedged to my butt crack.
- Mmm, unexplained food...
- mmm... leg o' ham!
- Best donut ever!
- Sweet! Just like my favorite old-school sword and sorcery video game. Dig Dug!
- It's a wine cellar with no wine. Just, ugh.... mead!
- It may be called a dungeon, but to me it is a giant maze toilet.
- I wish I was back in that eating contest level... Or was that real life? Oh, this whole thing's too confusing!
- (When entering the Maze) Sweet! Just like my favorite old-school sword and sorcery video game. Dig Dug!
- (Collecting the gold key) Hey, this gold key looks like a key!
- (Collecting the gold key) Gold key I love you!
- Cool, just like Dragon's Lair, Ooh, man I sucked at that game!
- Hobbits eat ten meals a day? Don't they get hungry?
Attacking enemies[]
- Fatty and Smellma, prepare to die!
- Smoke your last butts ladies! I'm gonna smoke your butts!
- Way to kill, sugar pie!
- I know you can mop, but slaughter too? Talk about Supermom!
- You shall not pass... wind!
- I'm gonna go mace plus five all over your **ses!
- I'd kick your butts if I had my Monster Manual!
- Prepare to D&D - Die and Decompose!
- Hey, middle-jerks! Eat sword! I hope that doesn't sound gay.
- That's for messing with someone who saw 5 minutes of Lord of the Rings before falling asleep!
- You have been vanquished! Uhh... Am I allowed to take your money now?
- It's...stabbing time!
- You undead guys are so dead! Is that bad or good?
- Mmm... dead you guys...
To the Maze Announcer[]
- Oh, can't you say something more positive?
- Homer also needs BEER badly!
- yeah! I'm thinking Mexican.
- You still love me, video game voice?
- No, I'm just mortally wounded.
- No, you're about to die!
Turning into Helium Homer[]
- I'm flying! I wonder if it's science or magic or super farts?!
Marge Simpson[]
In certain parts of the level[]
- Oh no! My sisters are killing these hairy toddlers!
- Yeah, but it's still nice to be staying away from the kids.
- Home, eat the food so you can get fat and fight the dragon.
- Way to escape, munchkins!
- Those little freaks are amazing.
- Oh lava, or is it magma?
- You know what this dungeon need? A Glade Plug-In.
- This place would be great for storing jams and jellies.
- This place is do dank. How come no one even digs a light, airy dungeon?
- (When entering the Maze) Oh no! The camera's going to... overhead POV!
- (Collecting the gold key) A gold key? What, they didn't have a diamond one?
- You died as heroes. Tiny, annoying heroes.
- Sorry, little guys. You didn't die in vain... I assume.
- (After the second wave) Egg wave! Egg wave!
Recruiting members[]
- Word to Bart's mother!
- Listen to me dudes!
- I'm like Gandalf, but sexy.
- You can't spell "mage" without Marge!
- Come to Magic Marge!
- Do what I say!
- Gather, fantasy people!
- Obey the MILF queen!
- Following orders can be fun!
- I'm the ultimate nagger!
- Over here you little idiots!
- Too nag!
- Marge knows what's best!
- You have no free will!
- I rule the shire!
- Follow me, Middle Earthies!
- To me, shorties!
Ordering her mob[]
- Drink the enemy's blood!
- Slay, midgets, slay!
- Kill or be killed!
- Innocents of the shire: commence slaughter!
- Okay gentle folk, kill!
- Attack! Stab them in their legs and ankles!
- Teacher says "Build"!
- You have no free will.
- Suicide attack begin!
- Halflings... murder!
- Rush to your teeny weenie doom!
- Marge is in charge!
Attacking enemies[]
- Step off, you familiar-looking monsters!
- That's for getting brain goo on my skirt!
- Help, ghoulies and ghosties!
- Now that's a Simpson Smackdown!
- Fight and die!
- (When Homer attacks enemies) That's my Homie!
- Now I'm glad you were in all those bar fights!
- Can you ever truly kill the undead?
To the Maze Announcer[]
- Oh, I don't get any of these references!
Maze Announcer[]
- I like eggs.
- Remember: don't shoot the food.
- No one ever tells me when I need food.
- Save keys to open doors.
- Homer needs food badly.
- Homer is getting fat.
- Marge is about to die.
- Homer, your health bar is getting low.
- Homer is about to die.
- Marge, what's the deal with your hair?
- I've not seen, such bravery.
Rod Flanders Mobbits[]
- Daddy says video gamers are going to ****!
- Joining feels good!
- Here comes death!
- The double dragon's going to kill us!!
- We'll eat orc tonight!
- Bye, bye fire!
- If you're looking for trouble, you've found it!
- Just like in popular movies!
- I'm a homicidal maniac.
- Rodd is a follower!
Todd Flanders Mobbits[]
- I prefer Narnia.
- (Trapped in the box) Boxes are sad.
- (Trapped in the box) Todd is trapped!
- Brrr! I wish I had a windbreaker.
- (Trapped in the box) Help! I'm claustrophobic!
- There's an ugly monster on the bridge!
- That dragon is happy to kill you now!
- Real friends don't hit.
- Mean kids live here.
- (Trapped in the box) I'm in a wooden cube.
- There's a giant frog on the bridge!.
- I don't know why the caged bird sings.
Ralph Wiggum Mobbits[]
- I'm on Marge's team!
- Here comes Ralph!
- My diaper's full now.
- I taste blood.
- Why won't you die?
- I'm giving you an owie.
- Death is like sleep.
- Hurting people is fun.
- It's smells like sneezing.
- Enemies are bad.
- My knife is poisoned.
- I'm special.
- I'm a killing machine.
- I hurt my pointy ears!
- Yummy! Yummy! Kill! Kill!
- You choo-choo choose me?
Selmatty[]
- Everyone says your kids are ugly!
- Your marriage was a mistake!
- Mom never liked Marge.
- Your child corpses will make perfect appetisers!
- Fire is the cleanser!
- Let's burn the losers!
- Burn, babies, burn!
- Let's burn some hobbit houses!
- When you're dead, we're gonna eat Bart and Lisa.
- Homer stinks worse than orc poo.
- Fire insurance doesn't exist!
- (In first wave) I want to kill Homer! No I want to kill Homer!
- That hurt my feelings!
- That smarts!
- I broke a claw!
- That was pain!
- Ow, my cancer!
Morcs[]
- My name is Orc Moe and I'm here to say, I'm going to kick your **s in every way!
- I am easily offended!
- Where am I? Who am I? What am I?
- Oh I wish I was a troll, then I'd get respect.
- Oh my brain hurts!
- I got my head conked, but good!
- My name is Orc Moe and I'm here say, that you're gonna die tomorrow or today!
- I'm Moe the Orc, but you can call me Morc. A-Actually, don't
- Feel the pointy wrath of Orc Moe!
- Eat Moe shaft!
- (sigh) Moe money, Moe problems.
- I do hate you because you're beautiful.
- Melee! Melee! Melee!
- Punch and kick and bite and fart!
- STAB STAB STAB!
- ORC MOE DEATH YELL!
- I'm gonna gnaw on your bones!
- I'm gonna make your nards into a necklace!
- Even my warts have warts!
- When are they gonna invent the internet here?!
- I'm gonna spit my diseased spit on you!
- I prefer Narnia to Middle Earth.
- I'm gonna cut off your heads and make salt and pepper shakers.
- Ugh, I peed my orc diaper.
- BERZERKER MOE!!
- I like to tickle!
- Because my parents got divorced, I like to inflict pain.
- There's a lot more of me than there are of you!
- I'm easily offended!
- Here comes a neck-punch!
- That's right, it's orc Moe! Talk about typecastin'!
- I yell because deep down I'm sad!
- I been head-konked but good!
- I know I'm bleedin inside, I just know it!
- Death to normals!
- Ranged attacks are less intimate. I like that.
Otto Ghosts[]
- Whoa, I'm translucent! Trippy!
- This is nothing like the Caspar cartoons...
- I'm going to kick you in the crack of doom!
- It's dead Zeppelin!
- I liked that anyway.
- Ow, I fell on my ghost keys!
- I'm gonna harshen your mellow...permanently!
- How did I die, anyway?