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Homer Simpson[]

In certain parts of the level[]

  • Uh oh, I smell burning hobbits!
  • The dragon is gonna toasting those hobbits!
  • Mmm, cabbage head!
  • The tiny freaks are under attack!
  • How come there's no levels based in this game about Police Academy movies?
  • We're in a dungeon, Marge, and by the looks of it, not a snuggle dungeon either.
  • Am I lawful evil or chaotic good? Somebody?!
  • My sword keeps getting wedged to my butt crack.
  • Mmm, unexplained food...
  • mmm... leg o' ham!
  • Best donut ever!
  • Sweet! Just like my favorite old-school sword and sorcery video game. Dig Dug!
  • It's a wine cellar with no wine. Just, ugh.... mead!
  • It may be called a dungeon, but to me it is a giant maze toilet.
  • I wish I was back in that eating contest level... Or was that real life? Oh, this whole thing's too confusing!
  • (When entering the Maze) Sweet! Just like my favorite old-school sword and sorcery video game. Dig Dug!
  • (Collecting the gold key) Hey, this gold key looks like a key!
  • (Collecting the gold key) Gold key I love you!
  • Cool, just like Dragon's Lair, Ooh, man I sucked at that game!
  • Hobbits eat ten meals a day? Don't they get hungry?

Attacking enemies[]

  • Fatty and Smellma, prepare to die!
  • Smoke your last butts ladies! I'm gonna smoke your butts!
  • Way to kill, sugar pie!
  • I know you can mop, but slaughter too? Talk about Supermom!
  • You shall not pass... wind!
  • I'm gonna go mace plus five all over your **ses!
  • I'd kick your butts if I had my Monster Manual!
  • Prepare to D&D - Die and Decompose!
  • Hey, middle-jerks! Eat sword! I hope that doesn't sound gay.
  • That's for messing with someone who saw 5 minutes of Lord of the Rings before falling asleep!
  • You have been vanquished! Uhh... Am I allowed to take your money now?
  • It's...stabbing time!
  • You undead guys are so dead! Is that bad or good?
  • Mmm... dead you guys...

To the Maze Announcer[]

  • Oh, can't you say something more positive?
  • Homer also needs BEER badly!
          • yeah! I'm thinking Mexican.
  • You still love me, video game voice?
  • No, I'm just mortally wounded.
  • No, you're about to die!

Turning into Helium Homer[]

  • I'm flying! I wonder if it's science or magic or super farts?!

Marge Simpson[]

In certain parts of the level[]

  • Oh no! My sisters are killing these hairy toddlers!
  • Yeah, but it's still nice to be staying away from the kids.
  • Home, eat the food so you can get fat and fight the dragon.
  • Way to escape, munchkins!
  • Those little freaks are amazing.
  • Oh lava, or is it magma?
  • You know what this dungeon need? A Glade Plug-In.
  • This place would be great for storing jams and jellies.
  • This place is do dank. How come no one even digs a light, airy dungeon?
  • (When entering the Maze) Oh no! The camera's going to... overhead POV!
  • (Collecting the gold key) A gold key? What, they didn't have a diamond one?
  • You died as heroes. Tiny, annoying heroes.
  • Sorry, little guys. You didn't die in vain... I assume.
  • (After the second wave) Egg wave! Egg wave!

Recruiting members[]

  • Word to Bart's mother!
  • Listen to me dudes!
  • I'm like Gandalf, but sexy.
  • You can't spell "mage" without Marge!
  • Come to Magic Marge!
  • Do what I say!
  • Gather, fantasy people!
  • Obey the MILF queen!
  • Following orders can be fun!
  • I'm the ultimate nagger!
  • Over here you little idiots!
  • Too nag!
  • Marge knows what's best!
  • You have no free will!
  • I rule the shire!
  • Follow me, Middle Earthies!
  • To me, shorties!

Ordering her mob[]

  • Drink the enemy's blood!
  • Slay, midgets, slay!
  • Kill or be killed!
  • Innocents of the shire: commence slaughter!
  • Okay gentle folk, kill!
  • Attack! Stab them in their legs and ankles!
  • Teacher says "Build"!
  • You have no free will.
  • Suicide attack begin!
  • Halflings... murder!
  • Rush to your teeny weenie doom!
  • Marge is in charge!

Attacking enemies[]

  • Step off, you familiar-looking monsters!
  • That's for getting brain goo on my skirt!
  • Help, ghoulies and ghosties!
  • Now that's a Simpson Smackdown!
  • Fight and die!
  • (When Homer attacks enemies) That's my Homie!
  • Now I'm glad you were in all those bar fights!
  • Can you ever truly kill the undead?

To the Maze Announcer[]

  • Oh, I don't get any of these references!

Maze Announcer[]

  • I like eggs.
  • Remember: don't shoot the food.
  • No one ever tells me when I need food.
  • Save keys to open doors.
  • Homer needs food badly.
  • Homer is getting fat.
  • Marge is about to die.
  • Homer, your health bar is getting low.
  • Homer is about to die.
  • Marge, what's the deal with your hair?
  • I've not seen, such bravery.

Rod Flanders Mobbits[]

  • Daddy says video gamers are going to ****!
  • Joining feels good!
  • Here comes death!
  • The double dragon's going to kill us!!
  • We'll eat orc tonight!
  • Bye, bye fire!
  • If you're looking for trouble, you've found it!
  • Just like in popular movies!
  • I'm a homicidal maniac.
  • Rodd is a follower!

Todd Flanders Mobbits[]

  • I prefer Narnia.
  • (Trapped in the box) Boxes are sad.
  • (Trapped in the box) Todd is trapped!
  • Brrr! I wish I had a windbreaker.
  • (Trapped in the box) Help! I'm claustrophobic!
  • There's an ugly monster on the bridge!
  • That dragon is happy to kill you now!
  • Real friends don't hit.
  • Mean kids live here.
  • (Trapped in the box) I'm in a wooden cube.
  • There's a giant frog on the bridge!.
  • I don't know why the caged bird sings.

Ralph Wiggum Mobbits[]

  • I'm on Marge's team!
  • Here comes Ralph!
  • My diaper's full now.
  • I taste blood.
  • Why won't you die?
  • I'm giving you an owie.
  • Death is like sleep.
  • Hurting people is fun.
  • It's smells like sneezing.
  • Enemies are bad.
  • My knife is poisoned.
  • I'm special.
  • I'm a killing machine.
  • I hurt my pointy ears!
  • Yummy! Yummy! Kill! Kill!
  • You choo-choo choose me?

Selmatty[]

  • Everyone says your kids are ugly!
  • Your marriage was a mistake!
  • Mom never liked Marge.
  • Your child corpses will make perfect appetisers!
  • Fire is the cleanser!
  • Let's burn the losers!
  • Burn, babies, burn!
  • Let's burn some hobbit houses!
  • When you're dead, we're gonna eat Bart and Lisa.
  • Homer stinks worse than orc poo.
  • Fire insurance doesn't exist!
  • (In first wave) I want to kill Homer! No I want to kill Homer!
  • That hurt my feelings!
  • That smarts!
  • I broke a claw!
  • That was pain!
  • Ow, my cancer!

Morcs[]

  • My name is Orc Moe and I'm here to say, I'm going to kick your **s in every way!
  • I am easily offended!
  • Where am I? Who am I? What am I?
  • Oh I wish I was a troll, then I'd get respect.
  • Oh my brain hurts!
  • I got my head conked, but good!
  • My name is Orc Moe and I'm here say, that you're gonna die tomorrow or today!
  • I'm Moe the Orc, but you can call me Morc. A-Actually, don't
  • Feel the pointy wrath of Orc Moe!
  • Eat Moe shaft!
  • (sigh) Moe money, Moe problems.
  • I do hate you because you're beautiful.
  • Melee! Melee! Melee!
  • Punch and kick and bite and fart!
  • STAB STAB STAB!
  • ORC MOE DEATH YELL!
  • I'm gonna gnaw on your bones!
  • I'm gonna make your nards into a necklace!
  • Even my warts have warts!
  • When are they gonna invent the internet here?!
  • I'm gonna spit my diseased spit on you!
  • I prefer Narnia to Middle Earth.
  • I'm gonna cut off your heads and make salt and pepper shakers.
  • Ugh, I peed my orc diaper.
  • BERZERKER MOE!!
  • I like to tickle!
  • Because my parents got divorced, I like to inflict pain.
  • There's a lot more of me than there are of you!
  • I'm easily offended!
  • Here comes a neck-punch!
  • That's right, it's orc Moe! Talk about typecastin'!
  • I yell because deep down I'm sad!
  • I been head-konked but good!
  • I know I'm bleedin inside, I just know it!
  • Death to normals!
  • Ranged attacks are less intimate. I like that.

Otto Ghosts[]

  • Whoa, I'm translucent! Trippy!
  • This is nothing like the Caspar cartoons...
  • I'm going to kick you in the crack of doom!
  • It's dead Zeppelin!
  • I liked that anyway.
  • Ow, I fell on my ghost keys!
  • I'm gonna harshen your mellow...permanently!
  • How did I die, anyway?