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Homer and Her Sisters
O C'mon All Ye Faithful
The Man Who Flew Too Much

Ralph: Every time you pull his finger, his pants cough.


Ned: Sorry, wife's old phone number. Texting to make sure she got to heaven okay. (texter responds with "Ha!"; Flanders gets teary-eyed) Edna? (a second "Ha!" pops up) Oh, it's Nelson.
Nelson: (standing nearby) Haw-haw! Your wife left you for dirt.
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