Oh How Do We?

Oh How Do We? is a song from the episode "Yokel Chords". It is a parody of the song "Maria" from the musical "The Sound of Music". The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Michael Price. It is part the thirty-seventh track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Lyrics

Seymour Skinner:

How do we gag a blabbermouth like Lisa?

Superintendent Chalmers:

How do we crush her First Amendment rights?

Seymour Skinner:

How do we stop her writing up what she saw?

Superintendent Chalmers:

Would she shut her trap?

Seymour Skinner:

For a gift card from the Gap?

Skinner and Chalmers:

She might.

Teachers:

Oh, how do we stop a royal pain like Lisa?

How do we make this righteous less uptight?