- Duffman: Are you there God? It's me... Duffman
- (A Great White Shark is about to attack Homer because he was flopping around like a hurt seal.)
- Homer: O.K Homer, now how did that naked lady from Jaws survive?
- (Shark jumps out of the water, face looks like the shark from the movie posters)
- Homer: Kent, let's make this perfectly clear. I have no dog!
- Dr. Hibbert: Very nice. Did you do the wiring yourself?
- Homer: Heck no, the Amish did it! Who knows more about electricity than the Amish?
- (Snowball awakes Homer by scratching him in the chest after he passes out in the flaming treehouse)
- Homer: Flames?!. Searing Pains?!. Black Cat?!. I must be in Heaven!
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