"One, Two, Tie Your Shoe" is a song performed by Roofi. It appears in the episode "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays."

English Lyrics[]
- One, two, tie your shoe.
- Three, four, pick up the floor.
- Five, six, don't play tricks.
- Seven, eight, clean your plate.
- Nine, ten, start over again.
French Lyrics[]
- Un, deux, range tes jeux.
- Trois, quatre, mange tes tomates.
- Cinq, six, pas de caprices.
- Sept, huit, lève toi vite.
- Neuf, dix, tout le monde crie bis.
Behind the Laughter[]
- The song is a parody of "One, Two, Buckle My Shoe."