[Drums Drumming] - [Chanting]Blood for Baal! Blood for Baal! Blood for Baal! [Lisa's Voice] The Christians changed their calendar and ridiculed those who didn't.
- Happy New Year! - Hi-ho, pagans.
New Year's was three months ago, but here's a present anyhoo.
It's ram's blood for your godless ceremony.
- [ Both Screaming ] - [Ned Laughing] - April Fools'! - [ Laughing ] [ Growls ] [ Chanting ] Now who's laughing? Now who's laughing? And that's the story of April Fools' Day.
- Dad, I was telling the story.
- Oh, right.