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Burger Kings
Panic on the Streets of Springfield
Mother and Child Reunion

Marge: Homer Jay Simpson, You are NOT a TRUCK GUY!!!
Homer: (sobs) [munching on PB and J Sandwich)

Marge: I was planning to break up with Homer, but if you hates, then he's probably a great guy!

Dr. Hibbert: Homer, the results of your physical are very concerning. You're 80 pounds overweight.
Homer: I wore my socks on the scale.
Dr. Hibbert: And your cholesterol is sky-high.
Homer: Go big or go home.
Dr. Hibbert: Oh, and your testosterone is just a little bit low.
Homer: [gasps] Testosterone? That's what fuels my punching and yelling. And my undeserved confidence. Now I'll never be an NFL quarterback/international super spy.


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