Pas de Dude[1] is a song sung by Kirk Van Houten and Homer Simpson in the episode, "There Will Be Buds". The song was written by Matt Selman and made by Allen Simpson.
The Simpsons Kirk and homer singing
Lyrics[]
- Kirk: How can a wife understand
- what it feels like to finally meet a man?
- The strongest bond a dude could ever know-whoa-whoa.
- A guy to catch a game with.
- A pal you don't feel lame with.
- Life began the day I found my bro.
- Homer: I'm just a normal boozer
- stuck with this lame loser.
- A dweeb that somehow thinks that I'm his bro-whoa-whoa.
- His eyes are small and beady
- staring oh so needy.
- How I despise him, he will never know.
- Kirk: So much cool stuff we can do as a pair.
- Homer: Everything about him is annoying!
- Kirk: Dress as minstrels at the renaissance fair!
- Homer: He smells like fish oil pills!
- Kirk: Foosball Fridays in my man cave!
- Homer: That waitress was not into you!
- Kirk: Designing the world's best Blues Brother man pants!
- Homer: He wants us to co-host an Oscar party. What the hell?
- I hate everything about him
- This clingy fat nosed jerk.
- I'm glad he can't...
- Kirk: Wish he could...
- Both: ...Hear me sing
- Homer: About this sweaty
- Kirk: Awesome
- Homer: Fish oil
- Kirk: Awesome!
- Homer: I was only pretending to like that stupid dork named... Oh, hi, Kirk.