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"Pinitchio" is a cartoon starring Itchy and Scratchy.

Plot[]

Scratchy, a woodworker, has just finished making a wooden doll that looks just like Itchy. Scratchy says "Now you be-a good, Pinitchio, and don't-a you lie!". Then Pinitchio says "I promise I will never hurt you." Then instantaneously, Pinitchio's wooden nose grows, and its point impales Scratchy's eye. Scratchy screams, "OUCH-A!" as Pinitchio chuckles.