- “If you're that baby's daddy, where you been at?”
- ―Poodle Lady
The Poodle Lady was a woman who was an audience member with a poodle on her sweater on The Jerry Springer Show. She asked a question about Kang's parentship skills, and then implied that he was an irresponsible parent, stating that he ought to "learn [Kang's] green ass" the concept of responsibility. Kang then vaporized her with his ray gun. In "Bart Vs. Australia", she is shown to be living in Australia.