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Postcards From the Wedge |
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- (Bart hastily creates a sculpture made of erasers, writing utensils, paper clips, and glue when Edna catches him.)
- Edna: (curtly) Bart Simpson, you've had three months to do this project. You've started thirty seconds ago!!!
- Bart: (bowing) Thank you. Thank you.
- Edna: I'm not complimenting you!
- (After taking Bart's temperature via behind)
- Marge: 103 on the dot, you're staying home.
- Lisa: (stunned that he beat the rectal thermometer) How did you... ?
- Bart: I don't want to talk about it.
- Maude: (in Flashback) Neddy, when you're drying your hands with our monogrammed towels, can you use the "N.F." towel, not the "M.F.?"
- Ned: Well, how about I use the one marked "B.D.D.: Big Diddly Deal?"
- (Groundskeeper Willie is cleaning the school hallways with his floor buffer when a second tremor starts to shake the school.)
- Willie: Ach! She's comin' down! (prays) Oh, Lord, let me finish this hallway, then ye can send me to hell a happy man. (continues cleaning)
- Homer: (looks inside the subway ladies room), Well, I’ll be, there's a sofa in there.
- Lisa: (To Bart) Now, what are you up to?
- Bart: What happened to the "hi"?
- Lisa: Hi. Now, what are you up to?
- Bart: I never knew Springfield had a subway. It's completely like in a technical museum.
- Milhouse: But there's no prison guard who would tell us we can't go inside.
- (they get on the train and start driving it)
- ----Homer: What the--?! You're a month behind on homework?!
- Bart: I tried really hard to stop you from finding out. Does that help.
- Homer: A little!