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| + | :'''Patty''': I'm about to say something I never thought I'd say to you... Something nice. |
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| + | :'''Homer''': Mmhh?! |
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| + | :'''Patty''': I only mock you because I'm jealous of what Marge has on you. I only have Selma, and now I don't even have that. |
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| + | :'''Homer''': Oh, Patty, I waited so long for you to open a window of niceness |
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| + | :'''Patty''': No, that was it, window shut. |
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| − | :'''Groundskeeper Willie''': Eh, what's the penalty for... driving a tractor drunk through a... renaissance fair? |
+ | :'''Groundskeeper Willie''': Eh, what's the penalty for... driving a tractor drunk through a... renaissance fair? |
| − | :'''Patty''': Can't help you! I might be having a stroke! I have to consult a competent medical professional! ''(Types on a medicine website "Have I had a stroke?")'' Hmm... Got that, got that... m-Hmm... Who doesn't have that? ''(groans)'' is Anyone here to get an ambulance |
+ | :'''Patty''': Can't help you! I might be having a stroke! I have to consult a competent medical professional! ''(Types on a medicine website "Have I had a stroke?")'' Hmm... Got that, got that... m-Hmm... Who doesn't have that? ''(groans)'' is Anyone here to get an ambulance license? |
| − | :'''Comic Book Guy''': That'll be me! |
+ | :'''Comic Book Guy''': That'll be me! |
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+ | :'''Patty''': Here you go! ''(gives him a license)'' |
| − | :'''Comic Book Guy''': I lied! ''(runs away)'' |
+ | :'''Comic Book Guy''': I lied! ''(runs away)'' |
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| + | :'''Marge''': Now, put your good clothes on. |
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| + | :'''Lisa''': I'm already in a dress and pearls, and I'm eight years old. |
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| + | :'''Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Patty, Selma, Ling and Grandpa''': ''(singing "[[Happy Birthday to You|Happy Birthday]]" to Jacqueline)'' Happy birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear... |
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| + | :'''Marge, Selma and Patty''': ...Mom! |
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| + | :'''Bart, Lisa and Ling''': Grandma! |
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| + | :'''Homer''': ...All the above! |
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| + | :'''Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Patty, Selma, Ling and Grandpa''': Happy birthday to you! |
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| + | :'''Bart''': Hey Lis, do you think I can climb walls like Spider-Man with denture cream on my hands? ''(puts some cream on his hands and climbs a wall, but fails and knocks his head on the floor)'' |
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| + | :'''Lisa''': Nope. Next time you should wait for my answer. |
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| + | :'''Homer''': Knock it off, your grandmother's bathroom is not a toy chest! ''(looks inside the bathroom closet)'' Ooh, Vicodin. |
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| + | :'''Homer''': ''(Enters the bathroom thinking Marge is taking a bath)'' Hey baby, how about that rain check from last night? ''(Enters the shower and sees Patty taking a bath)'' |
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| + | :'''Patty''': Aah! |
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| + | :'''Homer''': Aah! |
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| + | :'''Patty''': Don't look at me! |
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| + | :'''Homer''': But you're everywhere!! ''(runs out of the shower and pours some bleach onto his eyes)'' |
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| + | :'''Patty''': Freak! Don't you ever knock? Get out of here, go away! |
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| + | :'''Homer''': (sighs in relief) Thank God I'm blind. |
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| + | :'''Cletus''': Hey, Brandine! I caught us a possum! You want to name it before we eat it or after? |
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| + | :'''Brandine''': During. |
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- Patty: I'm about to say something I never thought I'd say to you... Something nice.
- Homer: Mmhh?!
- Patty: I only mock you because I'm jealous of what Marge has on you. I only have Selma, and now I don't even have that.
- Homer: Oh, Patty, I waited so long for you to open a window of niceness
- Patty: No, that was it, window shut.
- Groundskeeper Willie: Eh, what's the penalty for... driving a tractor drunk through a... renaissance fair?
- Patty: Can't help you! I might be having a stroke! I have to consult a competent medical professional! (Types on a medicine website "Have I had a stroke?") Hmm... Got that, got that... m-Hmm... Who doesn't have that? (groans) is Anyone here to get an ambulance license?
- Comic Book Guy: That'll be me!
- Patty: Here you go! (gives him a license)
- Comic Book Guy: I lied! (runs away)
- Marge: Now, put your good clothes on.
- Lisa: I'm already in a dress and pearls, and I'm eight years old.
- Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Patty, Selma, Ling and Grandpa: (singing "Happy Birthday" to Jacqueline) Happy birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear...
- Marge, Selma and Patty: ...Mom!
- Bart, Lisa and Ling: Grandma!
- Homer: ...All the above!
- Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Patty, Selma, Ling and Grandpa: Happy birthday to you!
- Bart: Hey Lis, do you think I can climb walls like Spider-Man with denture cream on my hands? (puts some cream on his hands and climbs a wall, but fails and knocks his head on the floor)
- Lisa: Nope. Next time you should wait for my answer.
- Homer: Knock it off, your grandmother's bathroom is not a toy chest! (looks inside the bathroom closet) Ooh, Vicodin.
- Homer: (Enters the bathroom thinking Marge is taking a bath) Hey baby, how about that rain check from last night? (Enters the shower and sees Patty taking a bath)
- Patty: Aah!
- Homer: Aah!
- Patty: Don't look at me!
- Homer: But you're everywhere!! (runs out of the shower and pours some bleach onto his eyes)
- Patty: Freak! Don't you ever knock? Get out of here, go away!
- Homer: (sighs in relief) Thank God I'm blind.
- Cletus: Hey, Brandine! I caught us a possum! You want to name it before we eat it or after?
- Brandine: During.