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Ralph Wiggum song

The title card from Ralph Wiggum

For the character, see Ralph Wiggum.

Ralph Wiggum is a song by the band The Bloodhound Gang. It was written in 2005 and is made up almost entirely of quotes from Ralph Wiggum. Only the chorus, "Ralphie, get off the stage sweetheart", is not a quote by Ralph but by Chief Wiggum in Homer's Enemy and the line "Yvan eht nioj", which is from New Kids on the Blecch.

Ralph Wiggum was on the album Hefty Fine. It was singled out as a positive of the album, which received mainly negative views.

Lyrics

I'm going to Africa[1]
Yes, Ma'am, I'm a brick[2]
Was President Lincoln okay?[3]
Mittens.[4]
There's a dog in the vent[5]
Chicken necks?[6]
I pick Ken Griffey, Jr.[7]
I fell out two times[8]

I'm pedalling backwards
This snowflake tastes like fishsticks[9]
We're a totem pole[10]
Dying tickles[11]
I heard a Frankenstein lives there[12]
She's touching my special area[13]
Go banana![14]

Ralphie, (Ralphie,)
Get off, (Get off,)
The stage, (The stage,)
Sweetheart. (Sweetheart.)[15]

Oh say can you rock!?

I'm a pop sensation!
I'm a pop sensation!

Salmon gutter!

I'm Idaho[16]
You smell like dead bunnies
That's where I saw the leprechaun[13]
Fun toys are fun.[17]

Chocolate microscopes[18]

You're not it
That is so nineteen-ninety-one[19]
I bit my tongue![20]

Ralphie, (Ralphie,)
Get off, (Get off,)
The stage, (The stage,)
Sweetheart. (Sweetheart.)

Oh say can you rock!?

I'm a pop sensation!
I'm a pop sensation!

Yvan eht Nioj
Yvan eht Nioj
Yvan eht Nioj
Yvan eht Nioj
Yvan eht Nioj
Yvan eht Nioj
Yvan eht Nioj
Yvan eht Nioj[21]

My sash says Ultraman![22]

Video

Bloodhound_Gang_-_Ralph_Wiggum

Bloodhound Gang - Ralph Wiggum

Episodes

External Links

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