- “What?! This is a travesty! Everyone knows I'm the best actor in this ridiculous school!”
- ―Rex when he didn't get the part as George Washington
He auditioned for the part of George Washington for the Presidents Day school play, but Ralph was selected instead (partially as a result of Ms. Hoover being blackmailed by Chief Wiggum into giving Ralph the part by placing a boot on her car) and he was demoted to the part of one of Washington's faithful servants, much to his surprise and dismay. He is a proud boy with a dramatic flair.