The Royal Majesty for the Obese or Gangly Gentleman is a tailor shop in Springfield which sells clothing specifically for obese, tall, and curvy/plus-sized men.
Very tall, very obese and very curvy/plus-sized men come from all over the country to Springfield to have their clothing needs met at the Royal Majesty. The shop's past accomplishments include:
- A custom purple crushed-velvet tuxedo for a man who weighed 400 pounds.
- A traditional African dashiki for a man who was 7 feet, 10 inches in height.
- Six pairs of Bermuda shorts for a man who was three feet tall and weighed 178 pounds.
The shop takes a dim view of its merchandise being damaged and ripped. Because of this, its slogan (as seen on a prominently displayed sign) is "You rip it, you buy it."