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"Kill two for matching clogs."

"See My Vest" is a song that was featured in "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds". It is performed by Mr. Burns, and describes his plan to turn the puppies he stole into a greyhound fur tuxedo. It also notes what he does with all his animals: turning them into a variety of clothes. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Michael Scully. It is the twenty-second track on the album Songs in the Key of Springfield and was also featured in the episode "All Singing, All Dancing".


Mr. Burns: Some men hunt for sport, Others hunt for food, The only thing I'm hunting for, Is an outfit that looks good... See my vest, see my vest, Made from real gorilla chest, Feel this sweater, there's no better Than authentic Irish setter. See this hat, 'twas my cat, My evening wear - vampire bat, These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino. Grizzly bear underwear, Turtles' necks, I've got my share, Beret of poodle, on my noodle It shall rest. Try my red robin suit, It comes one breast or two, See my vest, see my vest, See my vest. Like my loafers? Former gophers - It was that or skin my chauffeurs, But a Greyhound fur tuxedo Would be best, So let's prepare these dogs, Nanny: Kill two for matching clogs. Mr. Burns: See my vest, see my vest, Oh please, won't you see my vest!


  • The song is a parody of "Be Our Guest" from Disney's Beauty and the Beast.
  • It features a parody of Nanny, a character from Disney's 101 Dalmatians.
  • This song is ranked #1 in Top 10 Songs From The Simpsons on