Krusty the Clown: "And now for our parody of Mad About You entitled, "Mad About Shoe".
(goes to a bed with a giant shoe in it)
Hey baby, let's kiss, no tongue.
Ugh, You're not going to like our N.Y.P.D Shoe sketch... it's pretty much the same thing."
Homer Simpson: (Chasing after a nanny, trying to prove she's a man) Gimmie those!
Krusty: And now, Gerald Ford!
(Gerald Ford appears)
Gerald Ford: Thank you for having me, Krusty.
(Ford gives speech while Krusty makes faces behind him and crawl repeats "BORING!")
Gerald Ford: Now I would like to speak about something that is very important. The Boy Scouts of America have been molding men for generations but their membership has declined in recent years. I encourage all boys to consider...
(Gerald Ford sees Krusty making faces)
Gerald Ford: What are you doing?
Krusty: Thank you for coming. All the good presidents were busy! So, how are things with Nancy?
Gerald Ford: Betty!
TV Announcer: And now let's take a look at a young Charles Bronson in his short lived stint replacing Andy Griffith on The Andy Griffith Show.
Don Knots: Where's Otis? He not in his cell.
Charles: I shot him.
Don: Well that's just... you WHAT?!
Charles: Now I'm going down to Emmett's Fix-It-Shop...to fix Emmett.