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The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
Krusty: "And now for our parody of Mad About You entitled, "Mad About Shoe".
(goes to a bed with a giant shoe in it)
Hey baby, let's kiss, no tongue.
(audience boos)
Ugh, You're not going to like our N.Y.P.D Shoe sketch... it's pretty much the same thing."

Homer: (Chasing after a nanny, trying to prove she's a man) Gimmie those!

Krusty: And now, Gerald Ford!
(Gerald Ford appears)
Gerald Ford: Thank you for having me, Krusty.
(Ford gives speech while Krusty makes faces behind him and crawl repeats "BORING!")
Gerald Ford: Now I would like to speak about something that is very important. The Boy Scouts of America have been molding men for generations but their membership has declined in recent years. I encourage all boys to consider...
(Gerald Ford sees Krusty making faces)
Gerald Ford: What are you doing?
Krusty: Thank you for coming. All the good presidents were busy! So, how are things with Nancy?
Gerald Ford: Betty!

TV Announcer: And now let's take a look at a young Charles Bronson in his short lived stint replacing Andy Griffith on The Andy Griffith Show.
Don Knotts: Where's Otis? He not in his cell.
Charles Bronson: I shot him.
Don Knotts: Well that's just... you WHAT?!
Charles Bronson: Now I'm going down to Emmett's fix Emmett.

Homer: (singing) Shut up Flanders!
Ned: (singing) Okeli-dokeli-do!

Shary Bobbins: Hello, I'm Shary Bobbins.
Homer: Did you say Mary Pop—?
Shary Bobbins: No! I definitely did not! I'm an original creation, like Rickey Rouse and Monald Muck.

Homer: Who was your last employer?
Shary Bobbins: Lord and Lady Huffington of Sussex.
Homer: Marge, do we know them?
Shary Bobbins: No.
Homer: Come on, isn't he that guy I bowl with? The black guy?
Marge: That's Carl.
Homer: Oh, yeah. So you worked for Carl, eh?

Ned: Hi-diddly-ho, Shary Bobbins!
Snake: Yo, Shary Bobbins!
Nelson: I picked you some posies, Shary Bobbins.
Shary Bobbins: Oh, thank you, Nelson. (kisses him on the forehead)
Nelson: (blushing) Aw, geez!

Seymour Skinner: (ringing his bell) Boy for sale, boy for sale.
Jimbo Jones: Is it legal, man?
Seymour: Only here and Mississippi.

Groundskeeper Willie: Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country. Then she got her eyesight back. Suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn't good enough for her!
Shary Bobbins: It's good to see you, Willie.
Willie: That's not what you said the first time you saw me!

Quentin Tarantino: (following his Itchy & Scratchy cartoon) What I'm trying to say in this cartoon is that violence is everywhere in our society. You know, it's, like, even in breakfast cereals, man.

Pennyfeather: Hello, I'm Mrs. Pennyfeather.  I understand you are looking for a nanny.
Marge: Pleased to meet you.
Homer: Wait a minute, Marge.  I saw "Mrs. Doubtfire."  This is a man in drag! [starts pulling at her hair as if it were a wig] You're phony!  Fakey, phony broad! [runs after her] Gimme those!
Marge: Homer, if you're going to do that to every applicant, we're never going to find one.
Homer: Sorry.
Marge: Hello, I'm Marge
[Homer growls and jumps after her]

Kearney: I'm here about the nanny job. I'll keep a watchful eye on your kids and if they get out of line (hits his fist in his hand) pow!
Homer: I like him.
Kearney: Thanks and where do you keep the liqueur?
Homer: I hide a bottle of schnapps in the baby's crib.
Marge: I'm sorry young man, but you're not what we're looking for.
Kearney:(muttering) You tell me you blue-haired witch.
Marge: I heard that!

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