The Italian Bob
Simpsons Christmas Stories
Homer's Paternity Coot
Gabriel (Lisa): Hail Mary, full of grace!
Joseph (Homer): That's not all she's full of.
Gabriel (Lisa): Quiet you! Mary, you carry in your womb the son of god, who will grow up to become king of the jews!
Mary (Marge): So, not a doctor.
Gabriel (Lisa): Well, he will be able to heal the sick.
Mary (Marge): But nothing to hang on the wall... (Gabriel groans and disappears)

Joseph (Homer): I'm watching the Orange Bowl. (Camera pans to an actual bowl of oranges)

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