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ā—„ Children of a Lesser Clod
Simpsons Tall Tales
Treehouse of Horror XII ā–ŗ
Hobo: Well, I 'spose I could spin you a few more yarns, but first, who wants to give me a sponge bath. I'm filthy!
Homer: All right, but your next story better be good.
Hobo: Now, get in there... don't be shy.

Hobo: Mornin, folks!
Homer: What are you gonna do to us?
Hobo: Now don't worry, I'm not a stabbin' hobo, I'm a singin' hobo! (singing) Nothing beats the hobo life! Stabbin' folks with my hobo knife!

Homer: Oh, I get it. When I'm crushing and killing you, you don't like me. But when I can save your lives, suddenly I'm Mr. Popular.
Lenny: Yeah, that's pretty much it.
Homer: Woo hoo! I'm Mr. Popular!

Homer: (singing) Cleaning my gun with the safety off, safety off, safety off. Cleaning my gun with the--Whoopsie.
(Homer shoots a buffalo.)
Lisa: Dad, you just killed a poor defenseless buffalo.
Homer: A poor delicious buffalo. He'll be dinner for the whole wagon train.
(Homer shoots another buffalo.)
Lisa: Why'd you kill another one?
Homer: Dessert.

Moe: Look, we gotta do something about Bunyan. We're goin' broke just feedin' and clothin' the guy.
Carl: Hey! I say we get him drunk and drag him out of town, the same way we got out Laura Ingalls Wilder.


ā—„ Season 11 Season 12 Quotes Season 13 ā–ŗ
Treehouse of Horror XI ā€¢ A Tale of Two Springfields ā€¢ Insane Clown Poppy ā€¢ Lisa the Tree Hugger ā€¢ Homer vs. Dignity ā€¢ The Computer Wore Menace Shoes ā€¢ The Great Money Caper ā€¢ Skinner's Sense of Snow ā€¢ HOMŠÆ ā€¢ Pokey Mom ā€¢ Worst Episode Ever ā€¢ Tennis the Menace ā€¢ Day of the Jackanapes ā€¢ New Kids on the Blecch ā€¢ Hungry, Hungry Homer ā€¢ Bye Bye Nerdie ā€¢ Simpson Safari ā€¢ Trilogy of Error ā€¢ I'm Goin' to Praiseland ā€¢ Children of a Lesser Clod ā€¢ Simpsons Tall Tales
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