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Featured Quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

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Nominations

1

Young man, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.
Homer to Bart[src]

Support (3)

  1. One of my favourite quotes! Its a yes from me!    Effluvium    talk    contributions    email   18:45, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
  2. The quote is funnier in context, but it's OK by itself, too. -- Mythigator 05:57, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
  3. I like this quote, although I don't like the episode as it is mean to Bart. Liam Spencer 12:18, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

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  1. I don't know why but I don't really like that quote. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

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3

I call the big one Bitey
Homer Simpson[src]

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  1. Doesn't seem right without the rest of the conversation. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Agreed with Solar. It needs more context to make sense. -- Mythigator 04:23, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Agreed with both of you. Duncan Crook

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One of fan's and Matt Groening's favourite quotes. — TheHomer (TalkContributions) 19:29, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

5

Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark
Nelson Muntz[src]

Support (3)

  1. Good quote. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:37, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Agree. >D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! (Talk Page This-Away!) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
  3. I like this one. -- Mythigator 04:25, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Typical Nelson. I like it. Duncan Crook

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I like men now
Ralph Wiggum[src]

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  1. >D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! (Talk Page This-Away!) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

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8

The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right.
Marge Simpson[src]

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  1. Very good quote from my favourite character, Marge. Got my support, Mythigator!    Effluvium    talk    contributions    email   13:07, July 18, 2010 (UTC)

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  • A genuine, albeit offbeat, nugget of wisdom from Marge. The quote put a nice capper on the first season. -- Mythigator 21:53, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

9

I'm shaving my shoul-ders. I'm getting it all shaved off.
Homer Simpson singing[src]

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  1. Don't really like the quote. That scene never made me laugh. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:40, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

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10

But Marge, it's uter-us, not uter-you
Homer Simpson to Marge Simpson[src]

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  1. This quote doesn't really seem that good to me. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:40, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

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11

Science? What has science ever done for us? TV off!
Moe Szyslak[src]

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  1. Once again, doesn't stand out to me and I don't find it that funny. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:41, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

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12

English instructions ruined! Must read French instructions...."La grille"? What the hell is that?!
Homer Simpson[src]

Support (2)

  1. A great quote from a great episode. Josegiraffio 14:07, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Love this scene. So funny. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:39, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

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  • Changed the quote as it is La grille, not Le grille. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:39, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

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Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Ouch!
Ralph Wiggum after being pushed into a bush[src]

Support (2)

  1. Ralph quotes are always hilarious. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 21:14, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
  2. I like this quote. Ralph's great. Brassbandplayer 13:39, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

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15

I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. He reminds me of my boy.
Queen Elizabeth II
Mommy, my cat's breath smells like cat food.
Prince Charles[src]

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I LOVE IT! —Preceding unsigned comment added by 173.24.145.219 (talk) 03:14, 1 September 2010

To Surveil With Love is my second favourite episode. I like it! -Yours Somethingly, Randomno, English human. Who's speaking? 18:11, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

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16

I can't go to juvie! They use guys like me as currency!
Milhouse Van Houten[src]

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  1. I don't know, it just doesn't really stand out to me. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 06:22, September 21, 2010 (UTC)

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Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
Kent Brockman[src]

Support (3)

  1. Quite long and would probably expand the page quite a bit but I like it. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 06:21, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Yes! Effluvium 19:51, September 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. This is an absolute classic! Courtneyfan14 07:14, October 4, 2010 (UTC)courtneyfan14

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It's one of the greatest quotes in the show, how could it not be featured? -- Brian McClure 21:30, September 20, 2010 (UTC)


19

You made me bleed my own blood.
―Nelson Muntz[src]

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  1. ----- It's Magic - Kingcjc 21:18, November 2, 2010 (UTC)

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20

I'd hate to be a Nervous Pervis, but if he falls couldn't that make him a paraplegerino?
―Ned Flanders
Shut up Flanders.
―Homer and Bart Simpson[src]

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Reverand Lovejoy ? You deliver pizzas now ? But we didn't order a pizza. And you forgot the pizza anyhow ? Marge the pizza place screwed up again !

Homer (Wedding for disaster)

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