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Gil: Don't worry reverend, according to your policy your church is covered for everything but acts of God.
Reverend Lovejoy: But we believe everything that happens everywhere is an act of God.
Gil: Then by jiminy, you're right! We're off the hook! Those Cornell men at the head office are gonna be doing the Salukis strut tonight. Go southern Illinois!
Gil, Homer, and Bart: (In unison) Salukis strut!

Bart: God doesn't hear my prayers. If he did, I'd be at home on the couch playing video games. In a diaper.

Helen Lovejoy: Is that a woman's voice? Send her in!
(Marge heaves)

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