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:'''Lisa''': I can't believe I'm jealous of a baby! |
:'''Lisa''': I can't believe I'm jealous of a baby! |
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| − | :'''Bart''': Hey, so am I! When you're a baby, you can just spend all day rolling around on the floor. (sighs) I miss those days. |
+ | :'''Bart''': Hey, so am I! When you're a baby, you can just spend all day rolling around on the floor. ''(sighs)'' I miss those days. |
| − | :'''Nelson''': Then roll, baby! (Bart rolls on the bus floor) Ha Ha! Floor Baby! |
+ | :'''Nelson''': Then roll, baby! ''(Bart rolls on the bus floor)'' Ha Ha! Floor Baby! |
:'''Lisa''': You're laughing at him for something you made him do. |
:'''Lisa''': You're laughing at him for something you made him do. |
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:'''Nelson''': Well… you're gay! |
:'''Nelson''': Well… you're gay! |
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:'''Lisa''': People who call other people gay are often covering up their own latent homosexuality. |
:'''Lisa''': People who call other people gay are often covering up their own latent homosexuality. |
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| − | :(Nelson panics and jumps out the emergency exit; he rolls and then gets back up) |
+ | :''(Nelson panics and jumps out the emergency exit; he rolls and then gets back up)'' |
:'''Nelson''': BULLIES RULE! |
:'''Nelson''': BULLIES RULE! |
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| − | :'''Little Boy''': The pig says |
+ | :'''Little Boy''': The pig says "Oink"! The chicken says... |
| − | :'''Henry''': Stop! I could go to any Chuck E' Cheese in America if I want to hear what animals say. You know what I say? I say next! |
+ | :'''Henry''': Stop! I could go to any Chuck E' Cheese in America if I want to hear what animals say. You know what I say? I say: next! |
| − | :(The mother picks up the little boy and walks away) |
+ | :''(The mother picks up the little boy and walks away)'' |
:'''Little Boy''': You're a poopie! |
:'''Little Boy''': You're a poopie! |
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| − | :'''Henry''' |
+ | :'''Henry''' ''(to the mother)'': Do you nurse with that mouth? |
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| − | :'''Homer''': Look what they sent over. A talking dealy. His name is Phonics Frog. (presses A, B, and C) |
+ | :'''Homer''': Look what they sent over. A talking dealy. His name is Phonics Frog. ''(presses A, B, and C)'' |
:'''Phonics Frog''': Ah-Buh-Cuh… |
:'''Phonics Frog''': Ah-Buh-Cuh… |
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| − | :(Homer types his name) |
+ | :''(Homer types his name)'' |
:'''Phonics Frog''': Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur |
:'''Phonics Frog''': Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur |
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| − | :'''Homer''': That's me! Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur. (presses more buttons) |
+ | :'''Homer''': That's me! Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur. ''(presses more buttons)'' |
:'''Phonics Frog''': This-Is-Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur-Dok-tor-Hee-kan-ot-cum-too-urk-too-day. |
:'''Phonics Frog''': This-Is-Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur-Dok-tor-Hee-kan-ot-cum-too-urk-too-day. |
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| − | :(Homer laughs) |
+ | :''(Homer laughs)'' |
| − | :'''Homer''': Uh… I'll be right back. (runs to the phone) |
+ | :'''Homer''': Uh… I'll be right back. ''(runs to the phone)'' |
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| − | :'''Pimply Teen''' |
+ | :'''Pimply Teen''' ''(to Comic Book Guy)'': Sir, you can't take food into the theater. |
:'''Comic Book Guy''': Search all you want. You'll never find it all. I'm baking muffins as we speak. |
:'''Comic Book Guy''': Search all you want. You'll never find it all. I'm baking muffins as we speak. |
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| − | :(Lisa tries to be a stand-up comedian) |
+ | :''(Lisa tries to be a stand-up comedian)'' |
:'''Lisa''': So... why do they call them field trips? We never go to a field! |
:'''Lisa''': So... why do they call them field trips? We never go to a field! |
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:'''Principal Skinner''': Not true! Last week we went to a battlefield. |
:'''Principal Skinner''': Not true! Last week we went to a battlefield. |
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:'''Lisa''': So Maggie's NOT a genius? |
:'''Lisa''': So Maggie's NOT a genius? |
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:'''Henry''': Oh, she could be… at sweeping up hair! |
:'''Henry''': Oh, she could be… at sweeping up hair! |
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| − | :'''Homer''': That's my baby, jerk! (punches Henry leaving him with a bruise on his nose) |
+ | :'''Homer''': That's my baby, jerk! ''(punches Henry leaving him with a bruise on his nose)'' |
| − | :'''Henry''': You call that a punch? I felt it, but it was like "so what"? (Homer punches Henry again leaving a nosebleed) Oh, again with the nose. I have a chin too, you know!(Homer punches Henry making him unconscious) |
+ | :'''Henry''': You call that a punch? I felt it, but it was like "so what"? ''(Homer punches Henry again leaving a nosebleed)'' Oh, again with the nose. I have a chin too, you know! ''(Homer punches Henry making him unconscious)'' |
| − | :'''Moe''': (as the butler) Don't worry sir, the maid and I will take him out to the curb. Come on! |
+ | :'''Moe''': ''(as the butler)'' Don't worry sir, the maid and I will take him out to the curb. Come on! |
| − | :'''Barney''': (as the maid) You promised me no one would get hurt! |
+ | :'''Barney''': ''(as the maid)'' You promised me no one would get hurt! |
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+ | :''(When Lisa is dressed up as a goth)'' |
:'''Milhouse''': What are you now, Lisa? An Oakland Raiders fan? |
:'''Milhouse''': What are you now, Lisa? An Oakland Raiders fan? |
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:'''Homer''': We've all learned something today. Never be something you're not, namely food. |
:'''Homer''': We've all learned something today. Never be something you're not, namely food. |
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| − | :'''Simon Cowell''': (after seeing his name in the ending credits) Now, there's a celebrity! |
+ | :'''Simon Cowell''':'' (after seeing his name in the ending credits)'' Now, there's a celebrity! |
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| − | :'''Simon Cowell''' |
+ | :'''Simon Cowell''' ''(when the "Gracie Films" woman shushes)'': Oh, shush yourself! |
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:'''Simon Cowell''': She's as common as an angry woman in an Ibsen play. |
:'''Simon Cowell''': She's as common as an angry woman in an Ibsen play. |
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- Lisa: I'm tired. I'm hungry. Red plastic sandals are not good running-away footwear.
- Lisa: Just because Maggie can't talk doesn't mean she's dumb. Einstein didn't speak until he was 3.
- Marge: And even then he could only speak German.
- Lisa: I can't believe I'm jealous of a baby!
- Bart: Hey, so am I! When you're a baby, you can just spend all day rolling around on the floor. (sighs) I miss those days.
- Nelson: Then roll, baby! (Bart rolls on the bus floor) Ha Ha! Floor Baby!
- Lisa: You're laughing at him for something you made him do.
- Nelson: Well… you're gay!
- Lisa: People who call other people gay are often covering up their own latent homosexuality.
- (Nelson panics and jumps out the emergency exit; he rolls and then gets back up)
- Nelson: BULLIES RULE!
- Little Boy: The pig says "Oink"! The chicken says...
- Henry: Stop! I could go to any Chuck E' Cheese in America if I want to hear what animals say. You know what I say? I say: next!
- (The mother picks up the little boy and walks away)
- Little Boy: You're a poopie!
- Henry (to the mother): Do you nurse with that mouth?
- Homer: Look what they sent over. A talking dealy. His name is Phonics Frog. (presses A, B, and C)
- Phonics Frog: Ah-Buh-Cuh…
- (Homer types his name)
- Phonics Frog: Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur
- Homer: That's me! Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur. (presses more buttons)
- Phonics Frog: This-Is-Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur-Dok-tor-Hee-kan-ot-cum-too-urk-too-day.
- (Homer laughs)
- Homer: Uh… I'll be right back. (runs to the phone)
- Pimply Teen (to Comic Book Guy): Sir, you can't take food into the theater.
- Comic Book Guy: Search all you want. You'll never find it all. I'm baking muffins as we speak.
- (Lisa tries to be a stand-up comedian)
- Lisa: So... why do they call them field trips? We never go to a field!
- Principal Skinner: Not true! Last week we went to a battlefield.
- Ralph: I'm bembarrassed for you!
- Nelson: The following "Ha Ha" is not from amusement, but a sign of contempt. Ha Ha!
- Lisa: So Maggie's NOT a genius?
- Henry: Oh, she could be… at sweeping up hair!
- Homer: That's my baby, jerk! (punches Henry leaving him with a bruise on his nose)
- Henry: You call that a punch? I felt it, but it was like "so what"? (Homer punches Henry again leaving a nosebleed) Oh, again with the nose. I have a chin too, you know! (Homer punches Henry making him unconscious)
- Moe: (as the butler) Don't worry sir, the maid and I will take him out to the curb. Come on!
- Barney: (as the maid) You promised me no one would get hurt!
- (When Lisa is dressed up as a goth)
- Milhouse: What are you now, Lisa? An Oakland Raiders fan?
- Homer: We've all learned something today. Never be something you're not, namely food.
- Simon Cowell: (after seeing his name in the ending credits) Now, there's a celebrity!
- Simon Cowell (when the "Gracie Films" woman shushes): Oh, shush yourself!
- Simon Cowell: She's as common as an angry woman in an Ibsen play.
- Homer: It's old Lady Simpson! Run!