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◄	Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Smart and Smarter

The Ziff Who Came to Dinner

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Lisa: I'm tired. I'm hungry. Red plastic sandals are not good running-away footwear.

Lisa: Just because Maggie can't talk doesn't mean she's dumb. Einstein didn't speak until he was 3.

Marge: And even then he could only speak German.

Lisa: I can't believe I'm jealous of a baby!

Bart: Hey, so am I! When you're a baby, you can just spend all day rolling around on the floor. (sighs) I miss those days.

Nelson: Then roll, baby! (Bart rolls on the bus floor) Ha Ha! Floor Baby!

Lisa: You're laughing at him for something you made him do.

Nelson: Well… you're gay!

Lisa: People who call other people gay are often covering up their own latent homosexuality.

(Nelson panics and jumps out the emergency exit; he rolls and then gets back up)

Nelson: BULLIES RULE!

Little Boy: The pig says "Oink"! The chicken says...

Henry: Stop! I could go to any Chuck E' Cheese in America if I want to hear what animals say. You know what I say? I say: next!

(The mother picks up the little boy and walks away)

Little Boy: You're a poopie!

Henry: (to the mother) Do you nurse with that mouth?

Homer: The School sent this toy over to Maggie! His name is Phonics Frog. (presses A, B, and C)

Phonics Frog: Ah-Buh-Cuh…

(Homer types his name)

Phonics Frog: Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur

Homer: That's me! Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur. (presses more buttons)

Phonics Frog: This-Is-Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur-Dok-tor-He's-too-sik-too-urk-too-day.

(Homer laughs)

Homer: Uh… I'll be right back. (runs to the phone)

Pimply Teen: (to Comic Book Guy) Sir, you can't take food into the theater.

Comic Book Guy: Search all you want. You'll never find it all. I'm baking muffins as we speak.

(Lisa tries to be a stand-up comedian)

Lisa: So... why do they call them field trips? We never go to a field!

Principal Skinner: Not true! Last week we went to a battlefield.

Ralph: I'm bembarrassed for you!

Nelson: The following "Ha Ha" is not from amusement, but a sign of contempt. Ha Ha!

Lisa: So Maggie's NOT a genius?

Henry: Oh, she could be… at sweeping up hair!

Homer: That's my baby, jerk! (punches Henry leaving him with a bruise on his nose)

Henry: You call that a punch? I felt it, but it was like "so what"? (Homer punches Henry again leaving a nosebleed) Oh, again with the nose. I have a chin too, you know! (Homer punches Henry making him unconscious)

Moe: (as the butler) Don't worry sir, the maid and I will take him out to the curb. Come on!

Barney: (as the maid) You promised me no one would get hurt!

(When Lisa is dressed up as a goth)

Milhouse: What are you now, Lisa? An Oakland Raiders fan?

Homer: We've all learned something today. Never be something you're not, namely food.

Simon Cowell: (after seeing his name in the ending credits) Now, there's a celebrity!

Simon Cowell: (when the "Gracie Films" woman shushes) Oh, shush yourself!

Henry: She's as common as an angry woman in an Ibsen play.

Homer: It's old Lady Simpson! Run!

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Treehouse of Horror XIV • My Mother the Carjacker • The President Wore Pearls • The Regina Monologues • The Fat and the Furriest • Today, I Am a Clown • 'Tis the Fifteenth Season • Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays • I, D'oh-Bot • Diatribe of a Mad Housewife • Margical History Tour • Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore • Smart and Smarter • The Ziff Who Came to Dinner • Co-Dependent's Day • The Wandering Juvie • My Big Fat Geek Wedding • Catch 'Em if You Can • Simple Simpson • The Way We Weren't • Bart-Mangled Banner • Fraudcast News

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 :'''Lisa''': I'm tired. I'm hungry. Red plastic sandals are not good running-away footwear.
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+:'''Lisa''': Just because Maggie can't talk doesn't mean she's dumb. Einstein didn't speak until he was 3.
-:
+:'''Marge''': And even then he could only speak German.
+----
+:'''Lisa''': I can't believe I'm jealous of a baby!
+:'''Bart''': Hey, so am I! When you're a baby, you can just spend all day rolling around on the floor. ''(sighs)'' I miss those days.
+:'''Nelson''': Then roll, baby! ''(Bart rolls on the bus floor)'' Ha Ha! Floor Baby!
+:'''Lisa''': You're laughing at him for something you made him do.
+:'''Nelson''': Well… you're gay!
+:'''Lisa''': People who call other people gay are often covering up their own latent homosexuality.
+:''(Nelson panics and jumps out the emergency exit; he rolls and then gets back up)''
+:'''Nelson''': BULLIES RULE!
+----
+:'''Little Boy''': The pig says "Oink"! The chicken says...
+:'''Henry''': Stop! I could go to any Chuck E' Cheese in America if I want to hear what animals say. You know what I say? I say: next!
+:''(The mother picks up the little boy and walks away)''
+:'''Little Boy''': You're a poopie!
+:'''Henry''': ''(to the mother)'' Do you nurse with that mouth?
+----
+:'''Homer''': [[Springfield Elementary School|The School]] sent this toy over to [[Maggie]]! His name is Phonics Frog. ''(presses A, B, and C)''
+:'''Phonics Frog''': Ah-Buh-Cuh…
+:''(Homer types his name)''
+:'''Phonics Frog''': Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur
+:'''Homer''': That's me! Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur. ''(presses more buttons)''
+:'''Phonics Frog''': This-Is-Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur-Dok-tor-He's-too-sik-too-urk-too-day.
+:''(Homer laughs)''
+:'''Homer''': Uh… I'll be right back. ''(runs to the phone)''
+----
+:'''Pimply Teen''': ''(to Comic Book Guy)'' Sir, you can't take food into the theater.
+:'''Comic Book Guy''': Search all you want. You'll never find it all. I'm baking muffins as we speak.
+----
+:''(Lisa tries to be a stand-up comedian)''
+:'''Lisa''': So... why do they call them field trips? We never go to a field!
+:'''Principal Skinner''': Not true! Last week we went to a battlefield.
+:'''Ralph''': I'm bembarrassed for you!
+:'''Nelson''': The following "Ha Ha" is not from amusement, but a sign of contempt. Ha Ha!
+----
+:'''Lisa''': So Maggie's NOT a genius?
+:'''Henry''': Oh, she could be… at sweeping up hair!
+:'''Homer''': That's my baby, jerk! ''(punches Henry leaving him with a bruise on his nose)''
+:'''Henry''': You call that a punch? I felt it, but it was like "so what"? ''(Homer punches Henry again leaving a nosebleed)'' Oh, again with the nose. I have a chin too, you know! ''(Homer punches Henry making him unconscious)''
+:'''Moe''': ''(as the butler)'' Don't worry sir, the maid and I will take him out to the curb. Come on!
+:'''Barney''': ''(as the maid)'' You promised me no one would get hurt!
+----
+:''(When Lisa is dressed up as a goth)''
+:'''Milhouse''': What are you now, Lisa? An Oakland Raiders fan?
+----
+:'''Homer''': We've all learned something today. Never be something you're not, namely food.
+----
+:'''Simon Cowell''': ''(after seeing his name in the ending credits)'' Now, there's a celebrity!
+----
+:'''Simon Cowell''': ''(when the "Gracie Films" woman shushes)'' Oh, shush yourself!
+----
+:'''Henry''': She's as common as an angry woman in an Ibsen play.
+----
+:'''Homer''': It's old Lady Simpson! Run!
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+{{Season|15|Quo}}
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