So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show/Quotes

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◄ Last Exit to Springfield

So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show

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TV Announcer: The following is a public service announcement. Excessive alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum.

Homer: Mmm... beer. (He goes to the fridge, and opens the shaken beer can)

Bart: APRIL FO- (An explosion occurs before he can finish his sentence)

Lou: That sounded like an explosion at the ol Simpson Place!

Wiggium: Forget it! Its only 2 blocks away...

Lou: Looks like theirs beer coming out of the Chimney!

Wiggium: (Gets out of the car) I am proceeding on foot.

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Moe: I brought you a little present. (Gives Homer a can of beer)

Homer: No! Beer bring pain!

Barney: I can't stand to see him like this. (Shoves a pillow in Homer's face. He than lifts up a water fountain, throws it at a window, jumps out and runs away)

Moe: He really needs a girlfriend.

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Homer: Oh Marge. What if I wind up as some vegetable watching TV on the couch. My important work will never be completed.

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Bart: You're going down, Homer. I'm gonna fool you!

Homer: You talk better than you fool.

Bart: I'll fool you up real nice.

Homer: You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.

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Dr. Hibbert: Mrs. Simpson, I'm afraid your husband is dead. (laughs) April Fools. He's very much alive, although I'm afraid he may never walk again.

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Grampa: Coma!? Pfffft. Why, I go in and out of comas all the...[falls asleep] [wakes up] French toast, please.

Lisa: Is a coma painful?

Grampa: Oh, heck no. You relive long lost summers, kiss girls from high school. It's like one of those TV shows where they show a bunch of clips from old episodes.

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Marge: You lost 5% of your brain.

Homer: Me lose brain? Uh-oh! (Everyone including Homer laughs) Why I laugh?