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Last Exit to Springfield
So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show
The Front
TV Announcer: The following is a public service announcement. Excessive alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum.
Homer: Mmm... beer. (He goes to the fridge, and opens the shaken beer can)
Bart: APRIL FO- (An explosion occurs before he can finish his sentence)
Lou: That sounded like an explosion at the ol Simpson Place!
Wiggium: Forget it! Its only 2 blocks away...
Lou: Looks like theirs beer coming out of the Chimney!
Wiggium: (Gets out of the car) I am proceeding on foot.

Moe: I brought you a little present. (Gives Homer a can of beer)
Homer: No! Beer bring pain!
Barney: I can't stand to see him like this. (Shoves a pillow in Homer's face. He than lifts up a water fountain, throws it at a window, jumps out and runs away)
Moe: He really needs a girlfriend.

Homer: Oh Marge. What if I wind up as some vegetable watching TV on the couch. My important work will never be completed.

Bart: You're going down, Homer. I'm gonna fool you!
Homer: You talk better than you fool.
Bart: I'll fool you up real nice.
Homer: You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.

Dr. Hibbert: Mrs. Simpson, I'm afraid your husband is dead. (laughs) April Fools. He's very much alive, although I'm afraid he may never walk again.

Grampa: Coma!? Pfffft. Why, I go in and out of comas all the...[falls asleep] [wakes up] French toast, please.
Lisa: Is a coma painful?
Grampa: Oh, heck no. You relive long lost summers, kiss girls from high school. It's like one of those TV shows where they show a bunch of clips from old episodes.

Marge: You lost 5% of your brain.
Homer: Me lose brain? Uh-oh! (Everyone including Homer laughs) Why I laugh?

Homer: Grrr... Grrr..!!! Why, you little-- (strangling Bart)
Marge: Homie, you're all right!
Lisa: We're a family again!
Homer: (growling while strangling Bart still)