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Lisa: I come here every day eager to learn and you just put me down and complain about your job. In the end, what are you? You're just somebody who works off a formula that leaves no room for passion, individual effort, or the process of learning itself.
Miss Hoover: Mm.
Lisa: In other words, you're an uninspiring hack!
Miss Hoover: Apologize immediately.
Lisa: No. I told the truth.
Miss Hoover: The truth has no place in this classroom. Lisa, go to detention.
Miss Hoover: Okay, Lisa, your future is in my hands.
Lisa: I'm-I'm... not sorry! I'm just glad I won't have you next year as a teacher.
Miss Hoover: I might just move to third grade to torment you.
Lisa: That would be a real hack move.
Bart: I'm soggy.
Homer: Listen, boy. I'm on to you. I know you're saying "soggy," not "sorry." Mm.
Bart: You're right, you're right. I completely apolo-cheese.
Homer: What?
Bart: I beg your par-ton.
Homer: Come again?
Bart: Guilty as Marged.
Homer: I'll accept that.
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