Bart: Hey wait a minute, man. You don't have to leave just because Superintendent Chalmers tells you to. You've spent your whole life following orders. From your mother, the army, Superintendent Chalmers. For once in your life, stand up for yourself, man.
Principal Skinner: Well, I'm a little worried that, uh, with all this attention Edna may meet someone better.
Groundskeeper Willie: Damn straight she will, ya brunch-eatin' popinjay! Yer woman's in Orlando, man! Ya can't take two steps there without fallin' into a tunnel of love!
Principal Skinner: Oh, I've been a fool. I've gotta go after her!
Groundskeeper Willie: (takes out his car keys) Take me car.
(Skinner takes the keys and jumps off the window into Willie's yellow sports car. He drives away from the school in determination. He hears a beeping sound. Willie shows up on the viewscreen.)
Groundskeeper Willie: Make sure you fill it up with Techron gas. You don't want a case of the knocks. (ends transmission)
Principal Skinner: I'd better pee on this fire. As principal, I'd like to say a few words about what this wonderful woman means to this school and me. Webster's Dictionary defines Mrs. Krabappel as excuse me, I have an emergency page from mother. This press conference is over.