- “Now I go back to remembering that my cat just died.”
- ―Said after Homer leaves him to solitude.
The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Security Guard is a man who works as a security guard at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.
Homer passes the Security Guard while attempting to release his concoction of "spoiled milk and utility-grade chicken" in the to Power Plant air-conditioning. The guard lets him pass despite his suspicious nature. He is seen later scanning Mr. Burns with an x-ray machine, which reveals Mr. Burns' Hamster.