The Springfield Police Home Page is a website that Homer visited after he got a computer and an Internet connection at home.
The site has a picture of Chief Wiggum on the main page. Wiggum asks the website visitors whether they have committed a crime and want to confess. If the visitor clicks "No", then Wiggum says, "you've committed a crime, but don't want to confess", and announces that a paddy wagon has been sent to the visitor's home. Then an image of a paddy wagon with a flashing siren appears in the corner of the screen.
Wiggum then asks if the visitor, while waiting to be arrested, would like to buy caps or T-shirts with the Springfield Police Department logo. Images of the items appear on the screen, surrounding Wiggum, along with the flashing message "NOW 80% OFF". Wiggum then continues the sales pitch for the SPD merchandise, using the tagline, "You have the right to remain fabulous!"
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