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Planetoftheapesmusical

Troy McClure starring in the musical.

Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off! is a theatrical adaptation of the famous movie Planet of the Apes, starring Troy McClure as Colonel George Taylor. The song Dr Zaius (song) is a parody of the song "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco.

Behind the Laughter[]

This musical is a pun of the 1961 broadway musical, Stop the World, I Want to Get Off!.

Appearances[]

Listen[]

Intro[]

(phone rings)
MacArthur Parker:
Troy, Mac Parker. Ever hear of...Planet of the Apes?
Troy:
Eh, the movie or the planet?
MacArthur Parker:
The brand new multi-million dollar musical! And you are starring... as the human.
Troy:
It's the part I was born to play, baby!

Dr. Zaius[]

Gorilla 1:
Help, the human's about to escape!
Troy:
Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!
Gorilla 2:
(gasps) He can talk!
Orangutans:
He can talk! He can talk!
He can talk! He can talk!
He can talk! He can talk!
Troy:
I can siiiiiiiing!
Chimp Nurse:
Ooh, help me, Dr. Zaius!
Orangutans:
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Oh, Dr. Zaius!
Orangutan 1:
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Troy:
What's wrong with me?
Dr. Zaius:
I think you're crazy.
Troy:
Want a second opinion.
Dr. Zaius:
You're also lazy.
Orangutans:
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Oh, Dr. Zaius!
Orangutan 1:
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Troy:
Can I play the piano anymore?
Dr. Zaius:
Of course you can.
Troy:
Well, I couldn't before.
(plays the piano)
Orangutans:
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Oh, Dr. Zaius!
Orangutan 1:
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Orangutans:
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Oh, Dr. Zaius!
Bart:
This play has everything.
Homer:
Oh, I love legitimate the-a-ter.

Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z[]

Troy:
I hate every ape I see
From chimpan-a to chimpan-z,
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.
Oh, my God, I was wrong,
It was Earth all along.
You finally made a monkey...
Ape:
Yes we finally made a monkey...
Troy and Apes:
Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me!
Troy:
I love you, Dr. Zaius!
(applause)
Thank you! It's great to be back! I just want to say I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady, my always outrageous fiancée, Selma! Take a bow, sugarbeet!
Selma:
Oh.
Homer:
Down in front!
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