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- (Bart and Lisa are watching Itchy and Scratchy on TV. Scratchy is chasing Itchy with an ax. Itchy closes the door on Scratchy and he hits the door and becomes totally flat. Back in the living room, Homer changes the channel with the remote.)
- Lisa: Hey do you mind?
- Bart: We happen to be watching this very educational cartoon.
- Homer: Not anymore you aren't, The big tournament's on. (On the TV, the tournament is a bowling competition.)
- Bart: Aw, come on man!
- Homer: Nope! Now beat it.
- Lisa: What are we supposed to do?
- Homer: Why don't you go and fly a kite. (chuckles)
- (Bart and Lisa go outside. They are flying a kite but Bart gets it tangled in the Simpsons' TV antenna. Bart tries to pull the kite free with the string, While Homer is watching the TV. The TV signal stutters then disappears.)
- Homer: Uh?
- Homer: What the?
- (Homer looks at the window while Bart continues to pull the kite string.)
- Lisa: Uh oh.
- Homer: D'oh!
- Bart: Sorry Homer.
- (Homer climbs on the roof with a ladder.)
- Homer: Get in there and tell me What an TV's fixed.
- (Bart gets in the window)
- Homer: How was it now?
- Bart: Still no picture, Dad.
- (Homer struggles to pull the kite free from the antenna.)
- Lisa: Still putrid, Dad.
- Bart: Ooh, psychedelic.
- (Homer is still trying to remove the kite, but he loses it and rips the kite up angrily then falls off the roof)
- Bart: Perfecto, Homer!
- (Scratchy falls and hits the fourth wall of the TV. Lisa and Bart laughs)