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:'''Carol Berrera''': ''(to the fourth grade)'' Good morning, crew. I am proud to be here educating my country. ''(the students gasp)''
:'''Martin''': ''(tied to a skateboard and with an apple on his mouth)'' For you, teacher.
:''(he puts the apple on her table. she grabs a knife, cuts the ropes tying Martin to the skate and stabs the apple)''
:'''Carol Berrera''': Because if there's one thing I learned in combat, it's that the most powerful weapon is knowledge!
:'''Nelson''': What's the second most powerful weapon?
:'''Carol Berrera''': Shoulder-mounted anti-tank missile. ''Duh.''
:'''Milhouse''': Did you ever {{W|American Sniper}} someone?
:'''Carol Berrera''': That's really not appropriate for me to say. ''(winks)''
:'''Martin''': How many hospitals did you help build?
:'''Carol Berrera''': Negative three.
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:'''Jimmy''': That's the best milk I've ever had!
:'''Scientist''': ''(laughs)'' You said "milk". We can't legally.
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:''(Lisa gets a message on her cellphone)''
:'''Lisa''': Oh my god! I just got invited to my first third grade party!
:'''Homer''': Are the parents gonna be home?
:'''Lisa''': Yes.
:'''Homer''': ''Pft!'' Lame!!
:'''Bart''': Guys, I need to sharpen my mustaches. Which is better? A, ''(changes it to a downwards position)'' or B? ''(Keeps changing it between upwards and downwards)'' A or B? A or B? A or B? A or... B?
:'''Lisa''': B.
:'''Marge''': A.
:'''Homer''': N.
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:'''Lisa''': NOOOO! No, no, no, nooooo!
:'''Bart''': What happened? Did jazz died?
:'''Lisa''': ''(enters Homer and Marge's bedroom)'' Look at me!! ''(the camera turns around, revealing her face with acne)''
:'''Marge''': Acne? But she's only eight!
:'''Lisa''': ''(worried)'' Somehow I'm becoming the [[Jeremy Freedman|Squeaky-Voiced Teen]]! ''(with a squeaky voice)'' Do you want fries with that? ''(back to her normal voice)'' What am I saying?
:'''Bart''': I, too, was visited by the Ghost of Puberty Present. I've got a starter 'stache! Next, I'm a loser, then I'm a creep, then I'm a perv! I've got to buy a van.
:'''Lisa''': ''(cries)'' This isn't fair, I'm not ready for my awkward years. This is my happy childhood, for crying out loud!
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:'''Lisa''': ''(thinking)'' Oh, my God, I'm popular! Hope this doesn't go to my head. It went right to my head!! ''Aaaah!!''
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:'''Marge''': Homer, I'll fix up Lisa and you teach Bart how to shave!
:'''Homer''': You got it! But,(camera zooms in)there will be blood!

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