Here are many of the different telephone numbers from The Simpsons.
| Number | Name/Address |
| (800) 555-0000 | Moe Szyslak's "That's right. I'm a surgeon" Number |
| 555-0001 | C. Montgomery Burns |
| 555-0078 | Ruff-form Dog School |
| (636) 555-0113 | C. Montgomery Burns |
| (939) 555-0113 | 742 Evergreen Terrace |
| 555-1000 | Sleep-Eazy Motel |
| 555-1239 | Moe's Tavern |
| 555-1680 | Marital Street Hotline |
| 555-2253 | Someone in Springfield Phone Book |
| 555-2362 | Cathy Neu |
| 555-2362 | Susan Newhall |
| 555-2600 | 3rd, 4th, 5th Floor For Lease |
| 555-2668 | New York Parking Violation Bureau |
| 555-2849 | Canine Therapy Institute |
| 555-3226 | Mr. Plow |
| 555-3226 | Pretzel Wagon |
| 555-3642 | Dr. Julius Hibbert |
| 555-3652 | Jennifer Neu |
| 555-3700 | Marvin Monroe |
| 555-3872 | Sugar Truck |
| 555-4344 | Bob Newhall |
| 555-4468 | Someone in Springfield Phone Book |
| 555-4796 | Plow King |
| 555-5246 | The Nuclear Powerplant |
| 555-5299 | Lionel Hutz |
| 555-5543 | Jeb Neu |
| (555) 555-5555 | Maxwell Flich |
| 555-5680 | NY Metro |
| 555-5782 | Prof John Frink's Lab |
| 555-6258 | 742 Evergreen Terrace |
| 555-6312 | Earn Cash For Your Teeth |
| 555-6425 | ??? |
| 555-6542 | Timothy Lovejoy |
| 555-6832 | 742 Evergreen Terrace |
| 555-7201 | Canine College |
| 555-7246 | Radio Psychaiatrist |
| 555-7334 | Homer Simpson (work) |
| 555-7666 | Jack Neu |
| 555-7823 | Someone in Springfield Phone Book |
| 555-7878 | Someone in Springfield Phone Book |
| 555-8396 | Allison Neu |
| 555-8628 | 7th, 8th, 9th Floors for Lease |
| 555-8628 | MAD Magazine |
| 555-8707 | The Simpsons' residence |
| 555-8752 | Ken Neu |
| 555-8821 | Otto Mann's "How's my Driving" |
| 555-8848 | Someone in Springfield Phone Book |
| 555-8904 | Ned Flanders |
| 555-8997 | Someone in Springfield Phone Book |
| 555-9716 | Santitarium for Dogs |
| 555-9753 | Someone in Springfield Phone Book |
| 555-9972 | Toby Muntz |
| 555-9973 | Richard Newhall |
| 555-9996 | Richard Nash |
| 555-BOOT | City of New York Parking Violation Bureau |
| 555-HUGS | Family Therapy Center |
| 555-NICK | Nick Riviera |
| 555-PAIN | Marvin Monroe's radio therapy show |
| 555-PIZA | Original Famous Ray's Pizza |
| 555-DOIT | Cookie Kwan |
| 1-800-ASS-SHIP | American Shipping Services |
| 1-600-DOCTORB | Dr Nick's "B"argain Medical Services |
| 1-800-U-SQUEAL | America's Most Armed and Dangerous hotline. |
| 764-8437[7] | Moe's Tavern (phone number spells SMITHERS, last number is extraneous) |
| 1-909-SEX-CHAT |
Krusty the Clown calls this in "Like Father, Like Clown" |
| (555) | X-TERM-N-8 Animal Control |
| 011612 | Crocodile Drunkee's |
| 011465 | Inga-bar Beerman's |
| 555-6921 | Edna Krabappel |
| 555-555-0187 | Nick Riviera |