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"That was Marge, B****" is a song sung by Goobie-Woo (Lizzo) and Homer after he crashed into a fire hydrant while texting to Marge on his cell phone and has been ejected from his car without wearing his seatbelt and safety airbag upon an impact in the episode "Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass."
Lyrics[]
Part One[]
- Goobie-Woo:
- You been wasting all your time, throwing shade at Marge.
- You think behind your back that, yeah, she's been living large.
- Well, I really, really hate to burst your bubble, boo.
- All This time, she been spending all that cash on you.
- Homer:
- On me? No way.
- I'm sure that-- Huh?
- Goobie-Woo:
- Homie, Homer, check your elf.
- You ain't too bright, I'll explain the sitch.
- All them problems you think you solved yourself,
- That was Marge, b****.
- Backing elves:
- That was Marge, b****.
- Goobie-Woo:
- The time your bar tab was forgiven by Moe.
- Backing elves:
- That was Marge, b****.
- Goobie-Woo:
- That time Dr. Hibbert reattached your big toe.
- Backing elves:
- That was Marge, b****.
- Goobie-Woo:
- The time you got off of that DUI.
- Backing elves:
- That was Marge, b****.
- Goobie-Woo:
- I think by now you know the reason why.
- Goobie-Woo in da house!
- Homer:
- Oh my god.
- Goobie-Woo:
- Whoo!
- Homer:
- All this time, I've been thinking the worst about Marge, but she was using the money to save me.
- Goobie-Woo:
- Ya think?
- And she only kept it a secret to save your dumbass male pride.
- Homer:
- Well, Goobie-Goobie-Woo, now I can clearly see.
- I've got the greatest wife and spouse that there could ever be.
- And what's more... Huh? Holy crap, I just flew past the tree!
- Backing elves:
- You're gonna live, b****.
- Goobie-Woo:
- You're gonna live, b****.
- Backing elves:
- You're gonna live, b****.
- Homer:
- Yeah, I'm gonna live.
Part Two[]
- Goobie-Woo:
- That's the end, b****
- That's the end, b****
- That's the end.
Appearnaces[]
Episode – "Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass" - Episode – "The Flandshees of Innersimpson" (archive footage during closing credits)