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Brake My Wife, Please
The Bart of War
Moe Baby Blues
Ned: Well, the folks at the Senior Center sure will love that peach tree we planted.
Rod: I wish we could see their happy faces!
Ned: Sin of pride, Roddy.
Rod: I'm sorry.
Ned: Sin of regret.

Chief Wiggum: Well, well, well! Looks like a couple of punks are going to be taking the "Last Train to Clarksville"!
Lou: That's the Monkees, Chief.
Chief Wiggum: Go wait in the car.
Lou: Fine... it was The Monkees.

Homer: (singing) I am Homer, tribal chief. I am wearing tiny briefs. Braves teach values boys should know. Now extended drum solo.
(Extended drum solo)

Kirk: (proudly) Pound him, Milhouse!
Homer: You talk tough for a man without health insurance.
Kirk: (smug) I'm on federal assistance. (Homer punches him in the face) Ah!
Pyro: You lay off my girlfriend's ex-husband!

Moe: Uh.. How did this happen?
Marge: All I wanted was to glue feathers on felt and teach boys good citizenship... *sobs* ...and now it's a donnybrook! *Starts crying and a cameraman nearby aims the video camera at her*
Homer: Oh, my God! That's my wife and she's crying!
Groundskeeper Willie: (punches Otto, then stops upon seeing Marge cry) Huh? Oh! Lassie, dry yer tears!
Otto Mann: Then show us your boobs!
Drederick Tatum: My God. Why are we fighting?
Moe: I ain't doing any fighting.

Milhouse: Well, Bart, we've learned that war is not the answer.
Bart: Except to all of America's problems.
Milhouse: Amen.

Season 13 Season 14 Quotes Season 15
Treehouse of Horror XIIIHow I Spent My Strummer VacationBart vs. Lisa vs. the Third GradeLarge MargeHelter ShelterThe Great Louse DetectiveSpecial EdnaThe Dad Who Knew Too LittleThe Strong Arms of the MaPray AnythingBarting OverI'm Spelling as Fast as I CanA Star is Born-AgainMr. Spritz Goes to WashingtonC.E. D'oh'Scuse Me While I Miss the SkyThree Gays of the CondoDude, Where's My Ranch?Old Yeller-BellyBrake My Wife, PleaseThe Bart of WarMoe Baby Blues