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The Blunder Years |
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- [When Marge unpacks the groceries]
- Marge:Fruit roll-ups for Bart, beer roll-ups for Homer.
- Homer: Someone's yellow belly is showing!
- Bart: Oh, sorry. [pulls his shirt down to cover his stomach]
- Lisa [to Marge]: I came as home as fast as I could! What's going on?
- Marge: Watch what happens when I spill this blue liquid. [pours a liquid on the table, takes a towel off the roll, and cleans up the liquid with the paper towel]
- Lisa: You pulled me out of school for this?
- Marge: Absolutely. You're about to get a lesson...in value.
- Marge: I guess it was a pretty funny prank. I like the ones where nothing catches on fire.
- Homer: Yeah. Nothing gets hurt, except feelings.
- Young Carl: Have you heard about this Internet thing?
- Young Lenny: Internet?
- Young Carl: Yeah, its the inner netting they invented to line swim trunks. It provides a comforting snugness.
- Marge: Wow, Moe, you've been doing a lot of sleuthing.
- Moe: Oh, yeah, oh yeah, I sleuthed my ass off on this one.
- [Lenny and Carl bring a still-screaming Homer back home]
- Carl [to Marge]: Sorry, Mrs. S. He was kind of disruptin' things at work.
- Lenny: Yeah, he ruined nap time and quiet time.
- Young Fat Tony: You've stumbled onto our secret supply of tobacc-y. [points to patch of tobacco plant]
- Young Lenny: Wow, is that wacky tobacc-y?
- Young Fat Tony: The wackiest!
- [When Homer tries to have a fantasy about Paul Newman]
- Paul Newman [to Homer]: I'm going to tell you the same thing I told Redford, it ain't gonna happen.
- Young Moe: Ah, look at all them stars. Bunch of lazy lights, don't do nothing for nobody.
- Mr. Burns: What are you people doing in my corpse hatch?!
- Chief Wiggum: Mr. Burns, you're under arrest for murder!
- Mr. Burns: Oh, did I say "corpse hatch?" I meant "innocence tube!"
- Homer: Wait a minute! I remember falling in the mud, but I don't think that's why I've been screaming.
- Moe: Fine, crap all over my theory.
- Bart [about Homer]: Oh, cool, he's still mental.
- Carl: Yeah. My hunch is he's struggling with some sort of repressed memory.
- Marge: Hmm. How do we un-repress it?
- Lisa: Well, the Yaqui Indians brew a special tea that unlocks memories.
- Marge: It would be a good excuse to use my Yaqui tea set.
- [When the boys hear a whistle in the background]
- Moe: Hey, what was that? [scene cuts to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant where flames rise from one of the cooling towers]
- Lenny: That's that nuclear plant that just opened.
- Carl: Yeah, that's your future: busting atoms. Can you imagine us working there, the whole Carl Crew?
- Lenny: Hey, I thought we're called Lenny and the Jets.
- Moe: Eh, you're both wrong. We're the Moe Szyslak Experience featuring Homer.
- Carl: Uh, I like the sound of that.
- Homer: Friends forever?
- Everyone: Friends forever! [they join hands above the fire, which burns them]
- Homer: Ouch!
- Lenny: Ow, that hurts!
- Carl: Man, we're stupid.
- Moe: Hate you guys.
- Marge [to Homer]: You found a corpse when you were 12? No wonder you've been so traumatized. [hugs Homer]
- Homer: It's responsible for everything wrong in my life. My occasional overeating, my fear of corpses!
- Homer: Yup, the old quarry is just a stone's throw away.
- Lisa: Stop saying that, Dad.
- Homer: Never!
- [When everyone walks inside the pipe, a dead rat floats by them]
- Homer: Now do you believe dead rats float, Lisa?
- Lisa: [fearfully] Yes!
- Homer: [putting the skull of Mr. Smithers’ dad in a box labeled "Memories"] Well, Marge, we solved the case of the haunted quarry.
- Marge: Homer, shouldn't we give that skull to Mr. Smithers?
- Homer: Why? He'd just bury it.
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