The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star
The Bonfire of the Manatees
The Girl Who Slept Too Little
Homer: Oh, the Broncos won! Why didn't I bet on them like Professor Pigskin told me to?!
Lisa: Who's Professor Pigskin?
Homer: He's a pig, who can predict football winners -- in advance!
Lisa: How is that possible?
Homer: Because he's got something no gambler's ever had. A system!

Bart: I want to see Santa. He can explain why he gave me a PlayStation box with nothing in it but a coloring book!
Homer: It got your hopes up, didn't it?

[Marge is talking to Dr. Caleb Thorn]
Homer: [through the phone] Hello, Marge? Does the pizza guy take a check? If so, where do we keep the checks? And lastly, how do you write a check?
Marge: Ohhhhhh! [hangs up]

Marge: I'm gonna take you home and fix you up. 'Cause you're the real endangered species, a devoted husband. [purrs and kisses Homer]
Homer: Marge, I'm always amazed you chose me.
Marge: And I always will!
Homer: WOOHOO!!!

Season 16 Season 17 Quotes Season 18
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