Moe Goes from Rags to Riches
The Daughter Also Rises
At Long Last Leave
Milhouse: How come you get so many valentines? All I got were from my mom and my optometrist.
Bart: That's a bill.
Milhouse: No, it's not! It has a heart stamp.

Bart: Why would a dude do everything a dame wants on Valentine's Day?
Homer: It's a trade-off. We do whatever women want on Valentine's Day, and they let us blow stuff up on the Fourth of July. I just hope the two don't fall on the same day.

Bart: According to the wisdom of our elders, if you ride the swing the whole way around, your body will turn inside out.
Milhouse: At last, my beauty will be on the outside!

Lisa: What happened to you? You were so brave at the dessert bar.
Nick: I sure was. I'm allergic to chocolate.

Bart: I don't want to be the guy who killed everyone's fun. That's Skinner's job.
Principal Skinner: Don't look at me. I didn't kill everyone's fun, fun killer.

Marge: It's a beautiful day outside. No more watching TV.
Bart: Luckily, she doesn't know that our viewing platforms are multi.

Luigi: Now that's a spicy meet-cute!

Jerri Mackleberry: Marge, Since you're by yourself, would you like to borrow one of my twins?

Season 22 Season 23 Quotes Season 24
The Falcon and the D'ohmanBart Stops to Smell the RooseveltsTreehouse of Horror XXIIReplaceable YouThe Food WifeThe Book JobThe Man in the Blue Flannel PantsThe Ten-Per-Cent SolutionHolidays of Future PassedPolitically Inept, with Homer SimpsonThe D'oh-cial NetworkMoe Goes from Rags to RichesThe Daughter Also RisesAt Long Last LeaveExit Through the Kwik-E-MartHow I Wet Your MotherThem, RobotBeware My Cheating BartA Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do AgainThe Spy Who Learned MeNed 'N Edna's BlendLisa Goes Gaga
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