Homer the Smithers
The Day the Violence Died
A Fish Called Selma
Bart: (referring to the educational cartoon) What the hell is this?
Lisa: It's one of those campy seventies throwbacks that appeal to Generation X-ers.
Bart: We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little.

Chester: Before I came along, all cartoon animals did was play the Ukulele. I changed all that.

Grandpa: I thought I recognized you! I gave you a plate of corn muffins back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop and you never did it!
Chester: Those corn muffins were lousy!
Grandpa: Paint my chicken coop! (bangs fists on table)
Chester: Make me! (fistfight starts)

Lawyer: Krusty, have you ever seen this so-called "animation genius" before?
Krusty: Yes I have!
Lawyer: You have?
Krusty: I gave him a couple of blintzes to paint my fence but he never did it!
Chester: Those blintzes were terrible!
Krusty: Paint my fence!
Chester: Make me! (fistfight starts)

Roger Myers, Jr.: Okay, maybe my dad did steal Itchy, but so what!? Animation is built on plagiarism! If it weren't for someone plagiarizing The Honeymooners, we wouldn't have The Flintstones. If someone hadn't ripped off Sergeant Bilko, there'd be no Top Cat. Huckleberry Hound, Chief Wiggum, Yogi Bear? Hah! Andy Griffith, Edward G. Robinson, Art Carney.

Roger Myers, Jr.: I hope you're happy, kid. The studio's bankrupt. You just killed Itchy & Scratchy. (shuts down the Itchy & Scatchy headquaters)

Lisa: Mom, there's a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement and Dad's upstairs!

Lisa: So it's true. Some cartoons do encourage violence. (punches Bart)
Bart: Ow! We gotta get Itchy and Scratchy back.
Lisa: And soon! (punches Bart again)
Bart: Ow!! (Lisa giggles)

Marge: How about... Ghost Mutt?

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