The Debarted/Quotes

Episode	References	Gags	Appearances	Gallery	Quotes	Credits

◄ Love, Springfieldian Style

The Debarted

Dial "N" for Nerder ►

(A rat crawls out of a trash can, Ralph comes out shortly after)

Ralph Wiggum: The rat symbolizes obviousness!

---

Bart: Skinner's five steps ahead of me! I put a tack on his chair, he's corked his pants. I throw a tomato, he's making salad!

---

Ralph Wiggum: (about Donny) When he grows up, I want to be like me!

---

Homer: Unlike love, respect can't be bought.

---

Lisa: I never dreamed an American car designed in Germany, assembled in Mexico from parts made in Canada, could be so amazing.

---

(After the Diet Coke and Mentos explosion.)

Superintendent Chalmers: Skinnerrrr! (pause) Skinner?

Principal Skinner: I'm alright, sir.

Superintendent Chalmers: Don't ever scare me like that again.

---

Donny: Hey, Krabappel! Your name sounds like "Crabapple." Did you go sour waiting for someone to pick you?

Mrs. Krabappel: (sighs) Pretty much...

---

Superintendent Chalmers: We're gonna put Bart Simpson away for a long, long time.

Principal Skinner: By law, the most we can give him is a 10-day suspension.

Superintendent Chalmers: That's long to a kid!

---

Homer: (singing to the tune of Yes' "Owner of a Lonely Heart") Driver of a loaner car, much better than the driver of my normal car.

---

Principal Skinner: Sorry to plop, plop on your fizz, fizz.

---

Groundskeeper Willie: I have some information ye might be interested in, but it won't be easy to hear.

Bart: Because of your stupid accent?

Groundskeeper Willie: Nach-nae! Because of its upsetting nature! Skinner's gotten to someone close to ye. A rat!

Bart: Who is it!?

Groundskeeper Willie: I dunno! But Skinner's going to meet the rat right now. (They look at Skinner entering the school building)

Bart: Thanks Willie.