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Whiskey Business
The Fabulous Faker Boy
The Saga of Carl
(Robot Chicken couch gag)
Homer: (wakes up and finds out he's an action figure) What the... Ahh!
Homer: (sniffs) Ew, cheap PVC smell. Oh no, I'm an action figure! And I hate action.
Flanders: Howdly-ho, articulated neighberino. Beautiful day, ain't it? Why, it's practically mint on card.
Homer: Shut up, Flanders! (punches Ned)
Ned: Ahhhh (Ned blows up)
Homer: This reality ain't all bad.
Homer: Pastry power, activate! (turns into a giant doughnut and runs over Anges, Martin and Mr. Burns, then sees that Burns is still intact and runs over him several more times)
Homer: Beep, beep, beep!
Barney: (burps six times)
Moe: Hey Homer, give me a yank. (Homer pulls his string) I'm lonely. Typical.
Marge: (in car) Homer, this isn't the way to the mall.
Homer: The mall? I though you said Badass City!
Otto: Tokyo Drift.
(Homer and Otto race around Springfield and over Springfield Gorge)
Ralph: I'm a fatality.
(Otto's bus crashes, Simpsons cheer)
(The Simpsons arrived at the couch and get strapped into the chair, with the chicken from Robot Chicken turning on the TV)
Homer: Hey, put the chicken one back on!

Ralph: Who can make the sunrise? Why won't anyone tell me? (starts crying and exits stage)

Marge: What are you doing?
Slava: I want to go backwards, like Russian economy under Putin.


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