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Go Big or Go Homer
The Fat Blue Line
Treehouse of Horror XXX
Louie: You want us to bring you anything back from the festival, Tone?
Fit-Fat Tony: No, it's all carbs. I don't want people to think I'm fat.
Johnny Tightlips: But your name is Fat Tony.
Fit-Fat Tony: It blends.

Lenora Carter: What are you doing here?
Chief Wiggum: I admit it, I couldn't stay away. I was following you. And, I was driving around to put Ralphie to sleep. That kid cannot go down.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a lotto ball! You lose again, Daddy!

Chief Wiggum: Marge, have you ever felt like life has passed you by, there's no point?
Marge: Oh, you're just having a rough patch. It happens to all men in their 50s.
Chief Wiggum: I'm 38, Marge.

Fit-Fat Tony (To Homer and Chief Wiggum): The three of us, we are not that different.
Homer (To Fit-Fat Tony): Whoa! Hey, whoa! What's this guy talking about?
Fit-Fat Tony: We are cicciabomba, who like to sit in the sun and enjoy a nice prosciutto.
Homer: Cicciabomba, prosciutto. You guys make garbage sound good.
Fit-Fat Tony: We call garbage spazzatura.
Homer: Mmmm.… Garbage.
Chief Wiggum: (Chuckles a bit) garbage.
(He chuckles a bit again, then he, Homer, and Fit-Fat Tony make their toast)

Fit-Fat Tony: Now you know. When I'm alone, I sing show tunes.
Chief Wiggum: You didn't steal those wallets. You stole my heart



Season 30 Season 31 Quotes Season 32
The Winter of Our Monetized ContentGo Big or Go HomerThe Fat Blue LineTreehouse of Horror XXXGorillas on the MastMarge the LumberjillLivin' La Pura VidaThanksgiving of HorrorTodd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?Bobby, It's Cold OutsideHail to the TeethThe Miseducation of Lisa SimpsonFrinkcoinBart the Bad GuyPlaydate with DestinyScreenlessBetter Off NedHighway to WellThe Incredible Lightness of Being a BabyWarrin' Priests (Part One)Warrin' Priests (Part Two)The Hateful Eight-Year-OldsThe Way of the Dog
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