Changes: The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star/Quotes

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[Father Sea tells Bart how he became a priest in a flashback.]

Father Sean: [after fighting with his father] I was laying in the gutter, pickin' up me teeth when St. Peter himself appears before me.

[Saint Peter appears.]

Saint Peter: Sean, you wanker

Father Sean: He says.

Saint Peter: Repent of your wicked ways or sod off.

[He spits Father Sean and disappears, revealing he was just a streetlight.]

Father Sean: Then he gobbed in my face and turned back into a streetlight.

Homer: Bart, I can't believe you got expelled, don't think you're going to be lying on the couch all week long, 'cuz that's my thing.

Lisa: Everyone should be able to choose their faith, just like I chose Buddhism.

Father Sean: Buddhism? (laughs) Well, I guess lots of kids have imaginary friends.

Lisa: I'll ignore that.

Bart: Easy on the zeal, Churchos… I've got something to say. Don't you get it? It's all Christianity, people! The little stupid differences are nothing next to the big stupid similarities!

Flanders: We gotta stop them now! Once they seal the deal, there's no turning back; just like the Jews with their snippety-snip.

Marge: Homer, you've been out all night and you look like you've accepted someone as your personal something. Were you at that Catholic Church?!

Homer: Look Marge, I know I was supposed to yell at that priest, but he's so cool! He plays drums in a band with a bunch of other priests! Marge: I knew they'd try to convert you! That's what they do! Well I'm not having another twelve kids.

Homer: Marge, no one is saying twelve. (gets out a pamphlet called 'Plop till you drop') Nine, ten, tops!

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 :''[He spits Father Sean and disappears, revealing he was just a streetlight.]''
 :'''Father Sean:''' Then he gobbed in my face and turned back into a streetlight.
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+:'''Homer''': Bart, I can't believe you got expelled, don't think you're going to be lying on the couch all week long, 'cuz that's my thing.
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+:'''Lisa''': Everyone should be able to choose their faith, just like I chose Buddhism.
+:'''Father Sean''': Buddhism? (laughs) Well, I guess lots of kids have imaginary friends.
+:'''Lisa''': I'll ignore that.
+----
+:'''Bart''': Easy on the zeal, Churchos… I've got something to say. Don't you get it? It's all Christianity, people! The little stupid differences are nothing next to the big stupid similarities!
+----
+:'''Flanders''': We gotta stop them now! Once they seal the deal, there's no turning back; just like the Jews with their snippety-snip.
+----
+:Marge: Homer, you've been out all night and you look like you've accepted someone as your personal something. Were you at that Catholic Church?!
+Homer: Look Marge, I know I was supposed to yell at that priest, but he's so cool! He plays drums in a band with a bunch of other priests!
+Marge: I knew they'd try to convert you! That's what they do! Well I'm not having another twelve kids.
+:Homer: Marge, no one is saying twelve. (gets out a pamphlet called 'Plop till you drop') Nine, ten, tops!
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