Replaceable You
The Food Wife
The Book Job
Marge: And here's a marble for Lisa for cleaning her room, and a marble for Bart for not trashing Lisa's room. The jars are full, so you've earned your Saturday Surprise Dad Day!
Lisa and Bart: Yay!
Homer: This Saturday, from the dad who brought you cemetery paintball and go-karts on real roads, comes the greatest activity yet...

Marge: [after taking the kids to the Cross Games] I'm sorry gang. I blew it.
Bart: [groans] I hate when grown ups call kids "Gang"!
Lisa: Don't worry about it mom. Dad will take us on a great outing next weekend.
[Marge groans and the car engine breaks]
Marge: Why do old squirrels always crawl into my engine to die? [Groans] I guess we'll be making an unscheduled pit stop, gang.
Bart: We're not a gang! Gangs are cool!

Gordon Ramsay: Stop your bloody whinging, Marge.
Marge: Aah! Gordon Ramsay!
Gordon Ramsay: You ---- it up, big blue, didn't you? Why did you invite Homer? He stole your bloody thunder. You're not as ---- fun as him, and you never will be.
Marge: (crying)
Gordon Ramsay: Darling, Darling, crying's not fun. Homer's Fun. Now, get out of my dream.
Marge: It's my dream.
Gordon Ramsay: Not anymore it's not. Ramsay, awake!

Season 22 Season 23 Quotes Season 24
The Falcon and the D'ohmanBart Stops to Smell the RooseveltsTreehouse of Horror XXIIReplaceable YouThe Food WifeThe Book JobThe Man in the Blue Flannel PantsThe Ten-Per-Cent SolutionHolidays of Future PassedPolitically Inept, with Homer SimpsonThe D'oh-cial NetworkMoe Goes from Rags to RichesThe Daughter Also RisesAt Long Last LeaveExit Through the Kwik-E-MartHow I Wet Your MotherThem, RobotBeware My Cheating BartA Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do AgainThe Spy Who Learned MeNed 'N Edna's BlendLisa Goes Gaga
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